RE: Get to Know Your Staff - Rayaan
October 2, 2011 at 1:37 pm
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
I have a few questions for Rayaan. If he has the time for them, that is:
#1 - What sect of Islam do you adhere to?
#2 - Have you tried hummus yet? If so, does it taste like barf with mayonaise whipped into it... exactly like it looks?
#3 - How many wives will it take for you to marry before you realize that 72 virgins in heaven is a punishment, not a prize?
#4 - I would prefer a single middle aged hooker over 72 young virgins. What would Allah and Mohammad think of that?
#5 - On the side of a viagra box it says "If you have an erection that lasts more than 3 hours, call a doctor." - Do you think it would be more wise to instead call a hooker? Or to call several hookers?
#6 - What other uses do I have available to me for my copy of the Koran other than using it to put under my table leg to stop my table from wobbling?
#7 - If someone is really good with putting a worm on a hook..does that make him or her a "master baiter"?
#8 - In the Koran, Iblis was made of "living, smokeless fire." - How can fire be "living" anywhere other than in the imaginations of men?
#9 - If Mohammad was supposed to be the last profit, then please explain the other profits that came and created sects such as the Jehovahs witnesses and Mormons, and then please explain how those arguments against those sects do not also apply to your religion as well.
#10 - When i am making a bacon sandwich, should I use lots of thin cut bacon, or a small amount of thick cut bacon?
#1 - What sect of Islam do you adhere to?
#2 - Have you tried hummus yet? If so, does it taste like barf with mayonaise whipped into it... exactly like it looks?
#3 - How many wives will it take for you to marry before you realize that 72 virgins in heaven is a punishment, not a prize?
#4 - I would prefer a single middle aged hooker over 72 young virgins. What would Allah and Mohammad think of that?
#5 - On the side of a viagra box it says "If you have an erection that lasts more than 3 hours, call a doctor." - Do you think it would be more wise to instead call a hooker? Or to call several hookers?
#6 - What other uses do I have available to me for my copy of the Koran other than using it to put under my table leg to stop my table from wobbling?
#7 - If someone is really good with putting a worm on a hook..does that make him or her a "master baiter"?
#8 - In the Koran, Iblis was made of "living, smokeless fire." - How can fire be "living" anywhere other than in the imaginations of men?
#9 - If Mohammad was supposed to be the last profit, then please explain the other profits that came and created sects such as the Jehovahs witnesses and Mormons, and then please explain how those arguments against those sects do not also apply to your religion as well.
#10 - When i am making a bacon sandwich, should I use lots of thin cut bacon, or a small amount of thick cut bacon?
