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God watched...
TheDarkestOfAngels Offline
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#1
God watched...
December 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm
... the first intercourse.

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This is from The Brick Testiment in genesis.
When I first saw it, I LOL'd.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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#2
God watched...
December 29, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Lego porn is hard to beat.
Or hard to beat off too.
I can never remember which
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: God watched...
December 29, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Ah, I see that you have discovered the brick testament
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RE: God watched...
December 29, 2011 at 11:38 pm
I'm guessing that all that white stuff over God's face is meant to be his beard, but there is a part of my brain that never grew up and often has to go and sit in the naughty corner.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God watched...
December 29, 2011 at 11:56 pm
I like to sit in the naughty corner
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RE: God watched...
December 30, 2011 at 1:23 am (This post was last modified: December 30, 2011 at 1:25 am by Diamond.)
Reminds of this picture I saw on Facebook.
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On a side note: I haven't been on the Brick Testament in a long time.
Don’t ask.

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RE: God watched...
December 30, 2011 at 1:40 am
(December 29, 2011 at 11:25 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Lego porn is hard to beat.
Or hard to beat off too.
I can never remember which

the former.
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RE: God watched...
December 30, 2011 at 4:04 am
That solves it! God has a porn addiction; he created humans in his image so that he can watch some live action. Beats streaming porn anytime.
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RE: God watched...
December 30, 2011 at 4:11 am
I love the brick testament.... it is funny and gets to the heart of the matter.
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