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The doorway to Hell
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 2:32 am
I'm dying to meet satan!!! Think he'll let me dry hump him? Just a lil'?

Jesus, Voltair!!! I can't calm down!!! Hell makes me horneeee!
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 2:57 am
(January 7, 2012 at 2:32 am)aleialoura Wrote: I'm dying to meet satan!!! Think he'll let me dry hump him? Just a lil'?

Jesus, Voltair!!! I can't calm down!!! Hell makes me horneeee!
In purely theological terms, it's unlikely you'll ever meet him in person, since he will be thrown into the lake of fire after judgement day.

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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 3:02 am
Way to piss on my frosted flakes, mehmet.

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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 3:16 am
(January 7, 2012 at 3:02 am)aleialoura Wrote: Way to piss on my frosted flakes, mehmet.

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I'll dress up like satan for you.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 3:19 am
and there you just had to shit in them too. Fucker!!!
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#26
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 3:26 am
Whats so interesting about this fiery pocket is that for thousands of years humans have used these types of phenomenon (and there are many the world over) to concoct stories of "hell"

Imagine an uneducated man 4000 years ago coming across a scary looking hole in the ground full of billowing smoke and fire. Voila - hell is born.


And yet here we are in 2012 with scientific explanations for our world all around us and we still have billions of dipshits who can't let the myth go.


All the science in the world will never show them what they do not wish to see. Hell is a concoction of the human mind to help explain the things that ancient rock throwers and spear chuckers could not understand.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 3:30 am
(January 7, 2012 at 3:19 am)aleialoura Wrote: and there you just had to shit in them too. Fucker!!!
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 5:33 am
You messed with her sexual fantasies and now she is pissed :p
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 6:27 am
(January 7, 2012 at 2:32 am)aleialoura Wrote: I'm dying to meet satan!!! Think he'll let me dry hump him? Just a lil'?

Jesus, Voltair!!! I can't calm down!!! Hell makes me horneeee!

Quick, someone get me the number for ACME Costume Rental.

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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 12:13 pm
(January 7, 2012 at 2:32 am)aleialoura Wrote: I'm dying to meet satan!!! Think he'll let me dry hump him? Just a lil'?

Jesus, Voltair!!! I can't calm down!!! Hell makes me horneeee!

Bullcrap! I know you are wrong because there is no way in Hell that satan is a man.

Hell hath no fury as a woman scorn.

Satan is a gold digging woman...the kind that lies about men raping her so they can get their old boyfriends thrown in jail...

LOL, yeah...THAT is satan.
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