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**Napoléon** · February 5, 2012 at 6:22 pm

(February 5, 2012 at 6:20 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Meh, I usually manage to defeat objections to these types of things by using a vast amount of logic.

If only that worked on my parents. They'd give me a clip around the ears and tell me to stop being a smart-arse if I tried anything like that.

**Jackalope** · February 5, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Hell yes, but only if you make it legally "Tiberius Fucking Greggan".

Shell B · February 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

Let me know when to start calling you Tiberius. Wink

**thesummerqueen** · February 5, 2012 at 11:26 pm

...shouting it...?

Shell B · February 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Moaning it . . . whatever.

I'm sad. Sad

**Tiberius** · February 6, 2012 at 4:17 am

(February 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm)Shell B Wrote: Moaning it . . . whatever.

I'm sad.

*books next flight to wherever Shell B is*

No girl of mine is gonna be sad for long! Smile

KichigaiNeko · February 6, 2012 at 8:19 am

awww Tiberius Adrian! GET GOING!!

The Magic Pudding · February 6, 2012 at 8:58 am

Well I must say you are bunch of boring drunks, no one is singing Khe San or whatever your equivalent is.
No body has gotten a tattoo or a piercing.
No body is doing anything I have to politely avert my gaze from.
This is particularly disappointing 'cause I've been practising my furtive glance.
Make up doesn't look smudged or clown like.
The lounge has no damp patches to avoid.
No one has said "luv ya Pudden yor me best merrr err oh sorry"
If I was a suspicious person I'd doubt any of you are drunk at all.

I'm not drunk at the moment so I can't access the great insights dying synapses usually spark. So I'll Google some.

There is a lot on this page. They might not all be up to this high standard though.

Quote:Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Next time I come back here I expect to see a bit more spirit in this thread and in your glasses. Drink up, this thread needs you to sacrifice some brain cells.

Shell B · February 6, 2012 at 11:16 am

(February 6, 2012 at 4:17 am)Tiberius Wrote: *books next flight to wherever Shell B is*

No girl of mine is gonna be sad for long!

Boston area, dear. Wink

I was just sad about football. I get over that fast, as long as Summer keeps her Jewy mouth shut. Big Grin

**thesummerqueen** · February 6, 2012 at 11:23 am

[makes "whatever" sign with fingers]

Big Grin

I don't understand why the Thanksgiving game isn't played between the Skins and the Patriots. Wouldn't that make more sense?

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