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More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
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More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
Recently stumbled upon this article:

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/201...-tomb-flap

From the article:

Quote:One of the limestone boxes, known more formally as an ossuary, carries a Greek inscription calling on God to "rise up" or "raise up" someone. Another box shows the carved image of a fish, perhaps with the prophet Jonah in its mouth. Allusions to fish and the "sign of Jonah" came to be widely used among early Christians, but not among Jerusalem's Jews.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
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#2
RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
Anything that has the stink of Simcha Jacobovici on it requires the use of a Hazmat Suit.

The guy is a con man of the Ron Wyatt class.

Besides, we know from the Gabriel Revelation Stone that the idea of raising someone up in 3 days predated fucking jesus.
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#3
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Wait, so they find a rock, with a bit of a scribble of 'god' on it. And another rock with a picture of a fish on it?

This is jebus's tomb how? Facepalm
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(February 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Wait, so they find a rock, with a bit of a scribble of 'god' on it. And another rock with a picture of a fish on it?

This is jebus's tomb how? Facepalm

That's how they've done it for thousands of years, why stop now?
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#5
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(February 28, 2012 at 1:07 pm)Tiberius Wrote: That's how they've done it for thousands of years, why stop now?

Next you'll be telling me some bit of ancient cloth with blood on it is what Jesus was buried in. Jeeez.
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
(February 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Wait, so they find a rock, with a bit of a scribble of 'god' on it. And another rock with a picture of a fish on it?

This is jebus's tomb how? Facepalm

Hey, if an empty cave counts as a tomb of Jesus (of which there are at least two, not counting Cameron's "discovery"), a box with some scribbling on it certainly counts. [/snark]
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#7
RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
I thought they found Jesus' tomb long ago? Remember those ripoff ads for vials of sand from Jesus' tomb which were supposed to bring all sorts of magical good luck?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#8
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I thought Jesus was supposed to have never fucking died anyway, why are these Xtians obsessed with finding his tomb, it's like trying to find the answer to 2+2 in a dictionary.
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#9
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(February 28, 2012 at 1:11 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I thought Jesus was supposed to have never fucking died anyway, why are these Xtians obsessed with finding his tomb, it's like trying to find the answer to 2+2 in a dictionary.

*ahem*

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/four
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#10
RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
(February 28, 2012 at 1:12 pm)Tiberius Wrote: *ahem*

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/four

You need to stop doing that...
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