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[Zen Badger]

What was the question? My priest is a very clever man and it's thanks to him that I can talk to Jesus and know what he wants of me

Well he certainly sounds a lot cleverer than you.

But tell me me more about your priest, he sounds very interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

[KichigaiNeko]

yeah Really INTERESTING.....

[Saved]

Jesus will provide what I need. My priests church needs it a lot more than I do.

God bless

-Saved

Churches need no more money. I think they have had enough

Churches and religious organisations always need more money if they are going to fight evil and bring righteousness to the world and fight all the false religions like islam and atheism and science etc. Better to give to Christian religions than anything else as this will please Jesus!!

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Fashionably late to the party as usual. Wow, we've got a live one here.

Everything I would have said has already been expressed so I'll just add this. Any afterlife that included my loved ones, or indeed anyone, burning for all eternity while I sat around eating grapes and playing harps would be my idea of hell. If this person thinks that some people deserve such treatment for anything, let alone having beliefs that are different to his, we're not going to be friends. Which pleases me no end.

But you would be so happy in the presence of Jesus and busy worshiping that you wouldn't care really.

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Jesus will provide what I need. My priests church needs it a lot more than I do.

I have just converted to Christianity and am starting up my own church. We are broke and need the money to spread the good word, and I'm sure we need it more than your priest. PM me and I will give you an address to send money to.

P.S. God says don't be a stingy twat.

I think you are mocking me. That's not nice, I have reported you.

[Xavier]

I was told by someone that I should do an introduction which is right so here I am introducing myself.

I'm not really very good at talking about myself as it's best to be humble and instead talk about the good news of my new best friend, Jesus. But my priest says I can as long as I don't flatter myself.

My real name is Flynn, I am 60 years young and until recently I was head croupier in a casino here in London where I live. I had been working as a croupier for over 25 years but felt that I could no longer stay in my job as Jesus doesn't like gambling and my priest says it's sinful. I am now working as a street pastor which is great as I get to meet lots of people and talk to them about how Jesus loves them and want to be their friend.

I am married and have 6 children and 3 grandchildren. I am the only saved in my family which makes me sad that they might go to hell if they don't listen to me but, if it's Jesus' will then it must be good, even if I don't understand yet.

Until I found Jesus I used to be an atheist and loved sci-fi, especially Star Trek and Babylon V, Fishing and I was a member of a pub quiz team but now I mainly study scripture and do lots of odd jobs for my priest. But sometime I do take a sneaky peek at an old episode of Doctor Who or Star Trek when no-one's looking

Oh, and I looked up the words troll and poe on the internet. I thought people were calling me a hairy creature. I'm not used to forums so sorry if I caused any misunderstandings.

God bless

-Saved

I am a professional poker player.
Its cool that you were a head croupier.

The casino industry has one of the best atmospheres and is a place where you will meet lots of cool people from completely different backgrounds.
I think its sad that you would feel you have to give up your job because of what your priest told you.

Can you even quote me in the NT where Jesus criticises gambling.

[Faith No More]

I think you are mocking me. That's not nice, I have reported you.

Meh. Anyone who says their family going to hell is a good thing and loving Jesus makes them a better person than me deserves every ounce of contempt I can muster. Besides, I figure if you're going to send someone money it shouldn't be to an organization that covers up the molestation of little boys.

[Cyberman]

Fashionably late to the party as usual. Wow, we've got a live one here.

Everything I would have said has already been expressed so I'll just add this. Any afterlife that included my loved ones, or indeed anyone, burning for all eternity while I sat around eating grapes and playing harps would be my idea of hell. If this person thinks that some people deserve such treatment for anything, let alone having beliefs that are different to his, we're not going to be friends. Which pleases me no end.

But you would be so happy in the presence of Jesus and busy worshiping that you wouldn't care really.

So, you are so obsessed with tonguing out Jesus' rusty sheriff's badge that you don't even care about any suffering, however potential, inflicted on your fellow humans? Please be a troll, because if you're not then you are an obscene advertisement for the human race and I not only want no more to do with you, I feel in the need of a shower from the little contact I've had so far.

[Ace Otana]

Churches and religious organisations always need more money if they are going to fight evil and bring righteousness to the world and fight all the false religions like islam and atheism

Atheism isn't a religion, nor is science.

[Jackalope]

This guy is obviously either fucking delusional or a dipshit troll.

I think you are mocking me. That's not nice, I have reported you.

Please, report me too. I'll be banned for sure.

[Darwinian]

The only helping you seem to be doing is to help people realize how insane you sound. Oh, and please stop reporting people for no reason. Thanks

[KichigaiNeko]

Saved seems to demand that mockery is thrown in his direction ....we aim to please around here