So is this the thread where we're mocking the Christian? Sorry I'm late.
Honestly I've been a member of this forums for almost a year but I've only now found the opportunity to learn more about the lord and his plan for my life. That was actually exactly what I signed on for. I figured if I hung out with the other spiritual lepers long enough some champion for God would find us. I so want to be saved. But before I sign anything I do of course have questions. Like, do I get any say over which of my relatives deserves to be tortured for eternity while I rim Jesus? I mean, I know it isn't really my say but believe me I've got a few who especially have it coming and I'm not sure how good your intel might be. Thank you so much for putting up with the putrid stench of our ungodliness so that you might help turn our eyes to the lord. Thank you jesus! (No, really, I just had a spontaneous orgasm.)
Honestly I've been a member of this forums for almost a year but I've only now found the opportunity to learn more about the lord and his plan for my life. That was actually exactly what I signed on for. I figured if I hung out with the other spiritual lepers long enough some champion for God would find us. I so want to be saved. But before I sign anything I do of course have questions. Like, do I get any say over which of my relatives deserves to be tortured for eternity while I rim Jesus? I mean, I know it isn't really my say but believe me I've got a few who especially have it coming and I'm not sure how good your intel might be. Thank you so much for putting up with the putrid stench of our ungodliness so that you might help turn our eyes to the lord. Thank you jesus! (No, really, I just had a spontaneous orgasm.)
