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Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Tebow gonna get hookers and blow. Amen.
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
God works in mysterious ways, Rev. So mysterious that it's like he's not even there.


And how long before Timmy is caught in Greenwich Village on his knees?
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 5:14 pm
(March 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: And how long before Timmy is caught in Greenwich Village on his knees?

...with a male meth addict and "massage expert".
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2012 at 6:04 pm by Jackalope.)
(March 21, 2012 at 3:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The last thing he'll have to worry about with the Jets is scoring touchdowns.

It's too bad Tebow didn't go to the Browns. Then again, I doubt even god could help the Browns score.
(March 21, 2012 at 3:53 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Now conservapedia

Quote:New York/New Jersey gets the outspoken Christian Tim Tebow, where he can do even more good than in pint-sized Denver! The Denver Post laments, "The trade also sends the circus that was Tebowmania to a city big enough to handle it." [12]The Lord works in mysterious ways indeed.

So first god puts him in his former team and god helps him make football goals, then conservapedia claims LIBERALS where being hateful to Tebow and getting rid of him...

NOW conservapedia suggest that God is moving Tebow to a larger city that can handle the Tebow fan base because god works in mysterious ways.

Conservapedia makes about as much sense as a schizophrenic meth addict walrus on mushrooms.

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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2012 at 7:15 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I have no idea why he insisted on playing in the qb slot. Would have been a great tight end for an offense that ran a shitload of options. Truly terrifying. He probably would have had to sit a year as an alt and in camps, but wtf? For love of the game...?
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 7:25 pm
(March 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They traded the xtian faggot to the Jets....in that den of sin, New York.

The bastard better stay off his knees in Greenwich Village!

Not so fast.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/5376...z.html.csp
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm
(March 21, 2012 at 7:25 pm)Phil Wrote:
(March 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They traded the xtian faggot to the Jets....in that den of sin, New York.

The bastard better stay off his knees in Greenwich Village!

Not so fast.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/5376...z.html.csp

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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm
It means that Tebow found out that there are a shitload of jews in NYC.
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2012 at 8:29 pm by mediamogul.)
(March 21, 2012 at 7:13 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I have no idea why he insisted on playing in the qb slot. Would have been a great tight end for an offense that ran a shitload of options. Truly terrifying. He probably would have had to sit a year as an alt and in camps, but wtf? For love of the game...?

I always say he's like a halfback they snap the ball to who runs an option every play. They should develop him as a halfback or tight end. That would make for one hell of an offence! In theory it would be like having two qbs on the field at once and one who could run the ball too. That would be a tough offence to neutralize.
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RE: Conservapedia / Tim Tebow Shit fit
March 21, 2012 at 8:29 pm
(March 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(March 21, 2012 at 7:25 pm)Phil Wrote:
(March 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They traded the xtian faggot to the Jets....in that den of sin, New York.

The bastard better stay off his knees in Greenwich Village!

Not so fast.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/5376...z.html.csp

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The headline Broncos trade of Tebow to Jets hits a snag doesn't ring any bells to you?

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