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Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
#11
RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(3rd April 2012, 11:33)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(3rd April 2012, 11:29)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.

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#12
RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
(3rd April 2012, 11:38)SavageNerdz Wrote: That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(3rd April 2012, 11:33)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(3rd April 2012, 11:29)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.

I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.
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(3rd April 2012, 12:03)Gooders1002 Wrote: I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.
ROFLOLROFLOLBwahahahaha!!!Clap

I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
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(3rd April 2012, 00:37)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

Don't you just hate it every time that happens? I'll never forget the look on my friends' faces... almost ruined the whole wedding...

(3rd April 2012, 20:05)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.

Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €
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Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

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#16
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Indeed I am! Well spotted, that man! Wink
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(3rd April 2012, 20:05)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . .

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

If you need it a couple of times copy it to the clipboard.
If you need it often change your keyboard's layout settings/presets or install keyboard software with the € symbol.
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#18
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Consider getting a proper non-American keyboard. Angel
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

'Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.'
-- Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll
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#19
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Wow, this totally made my day! Big Grin
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

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#20
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A rather curious development:

Inquiry into gay images in doubt after theft of laptop
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-- Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll
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