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Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 7:27 pm
(October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm)Notary Public Wrote: You don't understand Stimbo, shitposting online is literally my only hobby.
I literally live off welfare and shitpost on the internet 10+ hours a day on several forums and boards each with a different identity.

If you take that away from me I'll have nothing to live for.

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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 7:27 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2012 at 7:32 pm by Jackalope.)
(October 4, 2012 at 7:22 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Are we harboring an internet fugitive? AF.com might send a strike force over here and take him out.

One can always hope, or pray, according to one's view.
(October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm)Notary Public Wrote: You don't understand Stimbo, shitposting online is literally my only hobby.
I literally live off welfare and shitpost on the internet 10+ hours a day on several forums and boards each with a different identity.

If you take that away from me I'll have nothing to live for.

Ah, so what you need is a new hobby.

You might try autoerotic asphyxiation.
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 7:36 pm
(October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm)Notary Public Wrote: You don't understand Stimbo, shitposting online is literally my only hobby.
I literally live off welfare and shitpost on the internet 10+ hours a day on several forums and boards each with a different identity.

If you take that away from me I'll have nothing to live for.

Making you can make minimum wage jobs your hobby? : o Or wood burning.
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2012 at 7:39 pm by Cyberman.)
(October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm)Notary Public Wrote: You don't understand Stimbo, shitposting online is literally my only hobby.
I literally live off welfare and shitpost on the internet 10+ hours a day on several forums and boards each with a different identity.

If you take that away from me I'll have nothing to live for.

Interesting. I too live on welfare (we call it benefits over here) since I am unfit for work due to mental and emotional health reasons. Being online is often my only means of escape, not to mention distraction from the shittiness of my existence. This is why I tend to spend a lot of time here, if anyone's noticed. Maybe I should take up your hobby, since it's something I have yet to try? Deliberately, I mean.
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2012 at 8:12 pm by Notary Public.)
I lied I'm not actually on welfare I literally just live in my parents' house.

Here's a useful tip that those at AF.com seem a bit too dense to grasp: Don't ever take anything I say seriously
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 8:21 pm
(October 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm)Notary Public Wrote: You don't understand Stimbo, shitposting online is literally my only hobby.
I literally live off welfare and shitpost on the internet 10+ hours a day on several forums and boards each with a different identity.

If you take that away from me I'll have nothing to live for.

Dad?? Is that you?
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm (This post was last modified: October 4, 2012 at 8:24 pm by Notary Public.)
(October 4, 2012 at 8:21 pm)festive1 Wrote: Dad?? Is that you?

I'd be your daddy, if you catch my drift
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Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm
No thanks... Besides my dad believes the holocaust actually occurred, he often praises the Nazis for their efficiency.
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 4, 2012 at 10:22 pm
(October 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm)Notary Public Wrote: I lied I'm not actually on welfare I literally just live in my parents' house.

Here's a useful tip that those at AF.com seem a bit too dense to grasp: Don't ever take anything I say seriously

But do you follow your own advice? Better yet, I don't even want to monitor you bullshit. You may not, but I have better things to do than listen to your whining.
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RE: Got permabanned at Atheistforums.com
October 5, 2012 at 2:37 am
(October 4, 2012 at 7:18 pm)Notary Public Wrote: Oh and Violet will you go out with me.
One coupon for free boyfriend never expires

I don't do the whole dating thing to meet people... that's a reservedly romantic activity for those already lovers Wink

And I don't need coupons for free boyfriends... there are plenty of men who'd go for me. Unfortunately, I am not perfectly 'trophywifeable' yet. Much more interested in my fellow women for the last few months... but I am far more than a little susceptible to going all " Blush you're big..." when a truly delicious piece of manflesh comes round.

And triple entendres are my specialty.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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