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Do to really believe a snake talked?!
#41
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
Alright godchild, you wanna say you don't believe in a talking snake? I say BS. But fine, how about this- Do you believe that the earth is less than ten thousand years old? I mean, since your "smart" enough "not" to believe in a talkin snake... Who was in a perfect Eden among one man and one woman who were "perfect."

FYI- if you believe it, then shame on your intelligence and you're basically equal to the beasts.
If you don't agree , then you sir are in violation of gods word and therefore need to be crusified or stoned to death.

Furthermore I predict you celebrate Christmas. This is in direct disobedience to the word of your Jesus Christ. He told his bro's to celebrate his going, not his coming.

To me this behavior from christy's like you warrants that you are not devout. I claim that most Christians are not devout. I think most know there never was a god but just won't admit it. It's ok though, you see, because that's why I can forgive you-you're not religious, you're mostly all just retarded.
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#42
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
(November 8, 2012 at 5:36 pm)DoubtVsFaith Wrote: Dying a spectacular death + resurrection + other miracles =a God created the universe?

If you say that God is our Father and He sent you, and you say that you are also God.....then you're beaten to the brink of death, crucified, left in a tomb for days and then rise again with a restored body.......You have not only talked the talk but you have just walked the walk.

Anything that you say at that point I would take as credible.
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#43
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
Then it would be fair to call you credulous. I'd be very interested to see anything that can draw the line between miracles and gods...supposing we assumed that miraculous shit actually happens - for the lulz-.
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#44
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
(November 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: There is some evidence that there was a historical figure that the Biblical Jesus character is based on, but there is none that he rose from the dead.

I wrote about some of the evidence here: http://morethanmorality.blogspot.com/201...empty.html

(November 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: What is the algorithm that you personally apply to the Bible in order to determine which parts are literary devices or literal?
There are parts of the Bible that are worth fighting over and there are parts that aren't.

I'd consider a talking snake not worth fighting over so it doesn't bother me to not know whether it's literal or literary.

You've stumbled on to my laziness =(
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#45
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
Oh I'd say that's a fairly important bit Jeff..it's part of that whole "original sin" narrative...which I'm guessing you want to be literal...
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#46
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
(November 8, 2012 at 7:34 pm)Godschild Wrote: No I do not believe in a talking snake, the scriptures never say a snake talked. A snake does not have legs, you do know this, don't you.

Except when they do, of course:

[Image: spurs1.jpg]

[Image: spurs2.jpg]

No, this is not some satanic mutant, and yes those are vestigial legs; evolutionary remnants from a full legged ancestor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#47
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
So now I ask YOU, Jeff, do you believe that the earth is less than ten thousand years old?
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#48
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
(November 8, 2012 at 10:43 pm)SpecUVdust Wrote: So now I ask YOU, Jeff, do you believe that the earth is less than ten thousand years old?
Nope
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#49
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
You celebrate Christmas?

A true devout Christian believes every single word of their holy bible as the undeniable truth that is the word of God. You fall into the category I previously described. You insist that you are a devout theist, but you wish you didn't have to. So over time you will erase more and more of the word of god which ( can never be destroyed according to itself ). Eventually, the bible will be gone. But instead of just ridding yourself of its nonsense quickly, you will choose to waste your life first.

... And you celebrate Christmas? Don't you?

And do you really believe " god " created the entire universe minus one planet in one day, then also took that exact same amount of time to create our one tiny planet?
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#50
RE: Do to really believe a snake talked?!
Quote:Recently a scholar by the name of Gary Habermas did a survey of over 2,200 publications on the resurrection in English,

You got to be fucking kidding me, Jeff. Habermas? To call that dickhead a "scholar" is like calling my dog a cat.

Quote:Habermas is Distinguished Professor of Apologetics and Philosophy and chairman of the department of philosophy and theology at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.


Professor of Apologetics? Apologetics??? At Liberty Fucking University??

Founded by Chief Shitwit for Jesus Jerry Falwell. That's what you are going to hang you hat on, huh?
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