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Herr Von Popenfuhrer Admits the Obvious
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Herr Von Popenfuhrer Admits the Obvious
No, no....not pervert priests...he still doesn't think they did anything wrong... but

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion...-Pope.html

Quote:The entire Christian calendar is based on a miscalculation, the Pope has declared, as he claims in a new book that Jesus was born several years earlier than commonly believed.
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Yeah saw that Min...what a ROFLOL
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WAIT!!!


So I'm 7 years younger now!!!
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Considering all the problems in the world that the church have either caused or just ignore. It's refreshing to see that he has time to write a book on a completely pointless topic.
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(November 22, 2012 at 7:28 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Considering all the problems in the world that the church have either caused or just ignore. It's refreshing to see that he has time to write a book on a completely pointless topic.

Well, this is a group of people who argued over whether their fictional bff was of two natures or one, as if either position makes a single shred of sense or is in any way relevant to anything ever, and happily resolved the issue by spilling only a few oceans of blood over hundreds of years.

At least, this time they resolved their meaningless horse shit without resorting to slaughtering someone else.
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The performance of mr. J. A. Ratzinger was one of the many free events the kind people of the Vatican organised to entertain tourists, during a sunday visit in 2010. Though it was not the highlight of the trip (in the tomb of St. Peters I saw dozens more) it was still memorable for me personal. Besides his excellent work as pope, he was also the first Hitler Youth member I saw alive. Great memories.

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(November 22, 2012 at 1:29 am)Minimalist Wrote: No, no....not pervert priests...he still doesn't think they did anything wrong... but

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion...-Pope.html

Quote:The entire Christian calendar is based on a miscalculation, the Pope has declared, as he claims in a new book that Jesus was born several years earlier than commonly believed.

Clap I am glad to see that the pope is catching up with the rest of Christianity. As far as i am aware it is common knoweledge the Christ was born earilier than what the R/C calander projected.

Because we know Herod the Great died around 4BC, We also know that Chirst according to the bible was born aprox two years before Herod the Great died... So Yeah, Good Job pope! At least someone in the vat opens his bible every once in a while. ROFLOL

I wonder if the whole December 25 is next thing on the chopping block. I wonder if anyone has told him yet...
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Quote: I am glad to see that the pope is catching up with the rest of Christianity

Don't give him too much credit, Drippy.

Quote:Because we know Herod the Great died around 4BC, We also know that Chirst according to the bible was born aprox two years before Herod the Great died.


Of course, your other "holy" book gLuke puts it at after 6 AD ( When Cyrinius ( P. Sulpicius Quirinius) was governor of Syria) but I love watching you guys try to work that one out.
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Quote: Herr Von Popenfuhrer

ROFLOL

(November 22, 2012 at 11:42 am)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: 50518604panzerpope.jpg]


XD

I guess it will take another 60 years until people will finaly only assosiate us with nice things.

Isnt it funny that the "christian" nation in which the german pope is least popular is Germany.
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