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Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
#21
RE: Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
When I add up ( I recalculated) I came to the conclusion that you might be right to some extent.
Thing is, I like quality food and I am also willing to spend more money on food than a average person.



I just read the reports here which suggest that the horsemeat came into manufacturing through criminal intention.
The French producer got the meat from a rumanian company which has conections to crime.
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#22
RE: Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
I too like quality food, when I can get it. For instance, my absolute favourite cheese is Roquefort (so much so that I'm coining the word Roqueforgasm). Unfortunately, while it is relatively inexpensive as these things go, the value for money represented by the small portion size means that for me it's an indulgent luxury item.

Part of the problem (though not all) with the horsemeat revelation is that it was being sold as beef at beef prices. Maybe if it was sold as the meat it actually was, as a cheap alternative to beef, there would have been less of an outcry - though I'm reminded of the foot and mouth epidemic early last decade, when supermarkets started selling ostrich meat as a delicacy in its own right. It didn't seem to catch on; it seemed to disappear, annoyingly, before I got a chance to try that stuff.
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#23
RE: Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
Apologies for flogging this dead horse; I just wanted to share this delicious little item I encountered on my travels:

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I presume all this talk of horsemeat masquerading as beef works as advertising for them, since the place was quite packed out. Well, who am I to say them neigh?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
"Never mind the horse burgers, try our meat balls, they are the dogs bollocks!"
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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#25
RE: Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
Odds on I'm going soft, but true to form this is my second favourite story of the whole season, hands down.

Incidentally, did you know that "lasagne" is an anagram of "nag sale"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#26
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(February 10, 2013 at 3:27 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: When I add up ( I recalculated) I came to the conclusion that you might be right to some extent.

Remove the 'might be' and 'to some extent', stick an 'are' just after the 'you' and you'll have a more accurate sentence.
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#27
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(February 18, 2013 at 3:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Incidentally, did you know that "lasagne" is an anagram of "nag sale"?

And did you know that "Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog." is a palindrome? Big Grin
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#28
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And did you know that... Nevermind its something so gross that I am so benevolent to spare you from it Big Grin
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#29
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(February 9, 2013 at 7:41 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote:
(February 9, 2013 at 7:39 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Students like myself who are skint perhaps?

Are you one of those who cant cook?

If you Germans can cook, why do you eat something called "wurst"?

Sorry, can't resist. Angel
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#30
RE: Beef- err I mean Horse Lasagne
I'm 60% certain I have eaten horse now.

It is a pretty funny story, most of all because if horse meat was actually sold legally, no doubt it would be sold as a delicacy and be more expensive than beef.

However, there is a deeper side to this that people clearly don't give a shit about.

The reason people were squeezed into doing this was partly due to EU law. It fucks over so many farmers and businesses to the point where the supply is lower than the demand, especially with the economy being cunted.

They are forced into producing lower quality goods from abroad.

Now big Dave and his pals at the EU can use EU law to raid people responsible in Romania, giving license to the big supermarkets to sell whatever the fuck they want because it isn't their fault.

Meanwhile, if a local butcher did this they would be shut down, forced to compensate, and none of their other products would be trusted if they ever opened again.
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