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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?

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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 18, 2013 at 9:52 am
A diet without spaghetti is hell.

On a side note, I have verbal communication with the FSM on G+ if you'd like me to ask His Noodliness questions.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 19, 2013 at 1:42 am
Our Pasta

Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven,
Swallowed be thy shame.
Thy Midgit come.
Thy Sauce be yum,
On top some grated Parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread.
And give us our cutlasses,
As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss.
And lead us into temptation,
But deliver us some Pizza.

For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever.

RAmen.

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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm)Phish Wrote: A question i must ask is: Is it a sin to eat pasta?

If so, everyone in Italy shall be going to our hell.


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And those who eat ramen noodles go to purgatory.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 20, 2013 at 9:57 pm
(March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: And those who eat ramen noodles go to purgatory.

But it'll probably be a short stay.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 21, 2013 at 2:12 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2013 at 2:12 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: And those who eat ramen noodles go to purgatory.

But do they have Parmesan. there?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 21, 2013 at 3:07 am
Nah, probably just Grana Padano Tongue
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 21, 2013 at 4:00 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2013 at 4:02 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Yay!! I love Grana Padano! Especially when the gelt is tight.

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All though Parmigiano-Reggiano is preferred. Smile
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Re: RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 15, 2013 at 7:44 pm
(March 19, 2013 at 1:42 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Our Pasta

Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven,
Swallowed be thy shame.
Thy Midgit come.
Thy Sauce be yum,
On top some grated Parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread.
And give us our cutlasses,
As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss.
And lead us into temptation,
But deliver us some Pizza.

For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever.

RAmen.

http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/page-53/

Man, that so freaking hilarious. And there I am trying to cut down on pasta. I've eaten way too much of it I tell you. I know for sure my place is reserved in pasta heaven.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 15, 2013 at 7:50 pm
As explained to me by my pastor "Argh, ye skivvy dog, yer gotta wersh it down with a PBR or it's not kosher"
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 15, 2013 at 8:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2013 at 8:38 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Cannibalism of one's deity is a well-established tradition and has been for two millennia.

And since I'm on a big Oz kick, here's a quote from the first season between a cannibal and the chaplain:
Mukada: Catholicism is nifty?
Groves: You have that whole mystical transubstantiation bit going.
Mukada: That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves: So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada: That's right.
Groves: Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?

I wish I could find the video of that scene.
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