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Carpet Cleaning!!!

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#31
RE: Carpet Cleaning!!!
August 27, 2013 at 1:44 pm
(August 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: The Muslim carpet cleaning business is in decline, I guess.

It's the damn flying carpets.
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#32
RE: Carpet Cleaning!!!
August 28, 2013 at 10:17 am
(August 27, 2013 at 1:44 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It's the damn flying carpets.
They didn't have this problem 1000 years ago.
Must be all the pollution from modern society.

I mean, would you have flown your carpet through 1970s Los Angeles?
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#33
RE: Carpet Cleaning!!!
August 28, 2013 at 10:58 am
And I was hoping that "carpet cleaning" was some sort of sexual euphemism. "Hey, look at her. I'd like to clean her carpet, if you know what I mean."
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#34
RE: Carpet Cleaning!!!
August 28, 2013 at 11:51 am
(August 28, 2013 at 10:58 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: And I was hoping that "carpet cleaning" was some sort of sexual euphemism. "Hey, look at her. I'd like to clean her carpet, if you know what I mean."

Considering how much cloth is around a Muslim woman, I wouldn't doubt that it is.
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RE: Carpet Cleaning!!!
August 28, 2013 at 11:58 am
Every time I see this thread title now, this commercial theme pops into my head:

http://youtu.be/EzTEaj45AZc
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