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Dumped by girlfriend/boyfriend after joining the Mormon church?
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RE: Dumped by girlfriend/boyfriend after joining the Mormon church?
April 22, 2013 at 6:01 am
Maybe it was gods way of telling the LDS to stop being a bunch of arseholes.
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RE: Dumped by girlfriend/boyfriend after joining the Mormon church?
April 22, 2013 at 7:00 am
(April 21, 2013 at 7:21 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: The way I see it, anyone dumb enough to convert for sex deserves to be dumped.
Actually, let me put that into female perspective - if this guy was saying she had to convert in order for something to happen, she clearly forgot something:

Power of the Pussy.

When I was still masquerading as a believing Jew, my ex knew that our kids were getting raised Jewish, not Baptist, or he could forget about getting into this pussy.

It's that simple. Stick up for yourself.

Agreed

ladies... you are sitting on some powerful voodoo... only a real man can handle you.

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