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A bit of pun
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Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye almost killed him! Q. What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? A. Two Mennonite! Q. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
Don’t ask.
 
If Lee Harvey Oswald had been born in Penzance or Newquay, would he have been a cornish patsy?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (May 17, 2013 at 6:25 am)Stimbo Wrote: Conjured up a good one yesterday, from thin air. I had to speak to a civil law caseworker about an upcoming hearing I've got to attend (evil atheist ftw!). He talked me through the procedure, including the location of the law courts between two pubs. I asked "Is that what's meant by being called to the bar?" Ba dum chisssh!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
RE: A bit of pun
June 4, 2013 at 6:08 pm
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2013 at 6:08 pm by Cyberman.)
Taking the blonde girl from Abba out tonight for Indian or Mexican.
Thought we might go for Chicken Tikka Or we might go for Nando's.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (June 4, 2013 at 6:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Taking the blonde girl from Abba out tonight for Indian or Mexican. Why not take a chance?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Money, money, money...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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