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A bit of pun
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A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 7:31 am
A thread for an oh, pun mind.

*RULES*



Lame Pun Racoon.



Classics.




As a bonus, who can get this one?

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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:30 am
I hope this isn't some clever ruse to discourage me from getting punny on other threads.
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:36 am
Nope can't understand it... Sad
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:40 am
(May 1, 2013 at 7:31 am)Napoléon Wrote: As a bonus, who can get this one?

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Mac and Cheese.

What do I win?
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:43 am
Suise Mac?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:50 am
(May 1, 2013 at 8:40 am)Tiberius Wrote: What do I win?

Self fulfilment.
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:51 am
(May 1, 2013 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(May 1, 2013 at 8:40 am)Tiberius Wrote: What do I win?

Self fulfilment.
Can't I have a hug instead?
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 8:52 am
(May 1, 2013 at 8:51 am)Tiberius Wrote: Can't I have a hug instead?

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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 9:18 am
A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$550.00!" she cried, "$550.00 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $5.00, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $550.00"
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RE: A bit of pun
May 1, 2013 at 9:22 am
(May 1, 2013 at 8:51 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(May 1, 2013 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote: Self fulfilment.
Can't I have a hug instead?

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