"I'll pray for you."

[thesummerqueen]

Shit. And I thought NC was bad...

[NoraBrimstone]

Shit. And I thought NC was bad...

NC has those Haislip nutjobs, that's pretty bad.

[thesummerqueen]

It got so bad around here for a while with the news that every time the Cognitive Dissonance podcast was posting a news article, I was crossing my fingers before clicking the link and hoping like hell it wasn't a new NC story.

In the midst of it, some politician in VA did something stupid (racist and misogynist, I think) and I pointed my fingers at my home state and said "HAHA, NOW EVERYONE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!" and then I cried.

[Minimalist]

Most Catholic churches have racks of votive candles you can light for a small donation.

In any crime, follow the money.

[LastPoet]

Most Catholic churches have racks of votive candles you can light for a small donation.

In any crime, follow the money.

Shit, if you ever visit our lady of Fatima 'sanctuary', they do sell candles, instead of burning the candles, people throw them un bundles to a pyre that recycles the wax to be reused by other idiots that think their imaginary friend cares for them to burn a candle to him. Hell, the bunch of them that get roadkilled in pilgrimage tells alot how their imaginary friend works in mysterious ways

Yes sir, that's making money!

[Minimalist]

Hey if there is one thing the catholics know how to do it is to suck money out of the dolts. They need it to pay off the damage claims from the children they molest.

[thesummerqueen]

Hahahaha, the Imaginary Friend Show Podcast speculated that all the recent abuse cases signaled the end of Catholicism in Australia...I plan to write in and say "Don't worry boys...there's a sucker born every minute."

[Doubting Thomas]

In the midst of it, some politician in VA did something stupid (racist and misogynist, I think) and I pointed my fingers at my home state and said "HAHA, NOW EVERYONE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!" and then I cried.

I felt the same way when Todd Akin made his stupid "legitimate rape" comment. I could point to Missouri as the latest backward state and temporarily forget about the pro-creationist policies of our past state school board and the WBC idiots.

[DeistPaladin]

In the midst of it, some politician in VA did something stupid (racist and misogynist, I think) and I pointed my fingers at my home state and said "HAHA, NOW EVERYONE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!" and then I cried.

I felt the same way when Todd Akin made his stupid "legitimate rape" comment. I could point to Missouri as the latest backward state and temporarily forget about the pro-creationist policies of our past state school board and the WBC idiots.

Bah! Cry me another Ohio River. I'm from Kentucky. We're batting a double hitter in the Senate with Mitch "The-Turtle-Man" McConnell and Rand "has-the-courage-to-speak-in-front-of-black-people" Paul, we've got the Creation Museum AND the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, and we're a state so blood-red that all the major cable news stations have their computer election maps with Kentucky physically painted red, we're such a foregone conclusion. When it comes to dumb-ass Creationists and backward neanderthals, you guys can't touch us!

[thesummerqueen]

[hands DP a scotch]