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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
Idiots.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013081...EJ9G4.html

Quote: Hannah Gastonguay, 26, said Saturday that she and her husband "decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us" when they took their two small children and her father-in-law and set sail from San Diego for the tiny island nation of Kiribati in May.

But just weeks into their journey, the Gastonguays hit a series of storms that damaged their small boat, leaving them adrift for weeks, unable to make progress. They were eventually picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel, transferred to a Japanese cargo ship and taken to Chile where they are resting in a hotel in the port city of San Antonio.

How long before one of our resident idiots shows up claiming another fucking "miracle" that they weren't killed?
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#2
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
I bet they will call this a test.
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#3
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
God still makes travel itineraries? I thought the news about that tour group that spent 40 years in the Sinai Peninsula would have scared off future clients.
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#4
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
Remember....you are dealing with Major Stupid here.
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RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 12:20 am)Minimalist Wrote: Remember....you are dealing with Major Stupid here.

I disagree...in 'Murica, dragging god into a dumb idea gets you off the hook. Honestly saying, 'We fucked up and tried to kill our kids by not planning properly' is dumb. It opens you up to abuse claims.
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#6
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
Obviously god decided to fuck with them since they handed their lives to him just before the journey. He's holding a magnifying glass, and we are the ants.
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RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: Idiots.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013081...EJ9G4.html

Quote: Hannah Gastonguay, 26, said Saturday that she and her husband "decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us" when they took their two small children and her father-in-law and set sail from San Diego for the tiny island nation of Kiribati in May.

But just weeks into their journey, the Gastonguays hit a series of storms that damaged their small boat, leaving them adrift for weeks, unable to make progress. They were eventually picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel, transferred to a Japanese cargo ship and taken to Chile where they are resting in a hotel in the port city of San Antonio.
It almost sounds as if nobody was leading them. Thinking
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#8
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
Well, the answer here seems obvious: Poseidon spared them.

This time.
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RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: How long before one of our resident idiots shows up claiming another fucking "miracle" that they weren't killed?

Well, of course... god sent a boat to save them from the wreck of the boat he didn't save!

They can also spin it by suddenly remembering a series of "spiritual warnings" that god sent them, trying to get them to avoid taking this trip in the first place. Clearly they need to improve their relationship with god, otherwise they would have recognized the warnings right away.

Figure that the next news article will be a report on how they sacrificed one of the kids in order to "set things a'right with the LORD."
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#10
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
Yeah a leap of faith involving two children and a giant fucking ocean sounds legit. God must be proud.
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