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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 7:50 am
(August 24, 2013 at 7:39 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: (August 24, 2013 at 7:18 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Sadly, no. I'm afraid I'll choke to death while belly laughing at this comedian.
He is a comedian...right?
Can you hear me knocking?
At your window?
Can you hear me knocking?
At your door?
The time is at hand, my dears.
"The Day of Great Vengeance".
Isaiah 61:2.
You heard of it.
Can you hear me knocking?
For fukksakes, stop! I'm gonna piss my pants!
(Does anyone else hear a busted ass music box playing in the background???)
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 7:52 am
(August 24, 2013 at 7:39 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: Can you hear me knocking? At your window? Can you hear me knocking? At your door? The time is at hand, my dears. "The Day of Great Vengeance". Isaiah 61:2. You heard of it. Can you hear me knocking?
*checks windows and doors*
Yuhuuu!
Nope.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 7:58 am
(August 24, 2013 at 7:50 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: For fukksakes, stop! I'm gonna piss my pants!
I should point out, you are not supposed to EVER use, the "F Word".
God does shorten your life, every time you make that infraction.
That is written in "The Final Judgment".
http://thenewholybible.org/the_final_judgment.htm
Chapter 16.
Which, I will reprint for you here.
Quote:
But, be as aware of this as you are of your next breath. God HATES HIS CHILDREN USING THE "F" WORD. It makes him cringe, and be assured that is a very very bad thing. You physically will not be allowed (AKA - "you will perish") to abuse the Father in that manner anymore. God already takes off up to one day from your life span for every time that you say the "F" word. He has to give a lesser sentence to some of you, you say it so often, you would not last out the week. One bar crawl and you would have to be put down. And in this new millennium, I would be amazed if there are any foul mouth liberals that live out the year. God's mandate for me is "the worst will go first". Don't be one. Don't sound like one. Don't use the "F" word. Ever. Period.
End quote.
You are welcome.
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 7:59 am
(August 24, 2013 at 6:11 am)Insanity x Wrote: I liked Stevie better.
Lets start a petition to get that legend back!
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:07 am
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(August 24, 2013 at 7:58 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: (August 24, 2013 at 7:50 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: For fukksakes, stop! I'm gonna piss my pants!
I should point out, you are not supposed to EVER use, the "F Word".
God does shorten your life, every time you make that infraction.
That is written in "The Final Judgment".
http://thenewholybible.org/the_final_judgment.htm
Chapter 16.
Which, I will reprint for you here.
Quote:
But, be as aware of this as you are of your next breath. God HATES HIS CHILDREN USING THE "F" WORD. It makes him cringe, and be assured that is a very very bad thing. You physically will not be allowed (AKA - "you will perish") to abuse the Father in that manner anymore. God already takes off up to one day from your life span for every time that you say the "F" word. He has to give a lesser sentence to some of you, you say it so often, you would not last out the week. One bar crawl and you would have to be put down. And in this new millennium, I would be amazed if there are any foul mouth liberals that live out the year. God's mandate for me is "the worst will go first". Don't be one. Don't sound like one. Don't use the "F" word. Ever. Period.
End quote.
You are welcome.
Your most recent monologue fucking sucks, Holmes.
*Note to self...ask Ivy if pinche or chinga is the proper Spanish substitute for 'fuck'. Nothing better than circumventing god's English language bias...the dumb fuck.*
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:09 am
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:13 am
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2013 at 8:15 am by pineapplebunnybounce.)
(August 24, 2013 at 7:58 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: (August 24, 2013 at 7:50 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: For fukksakes, stop! I'm gonna piss my pants!
I should point out, you are not supposed to EVER use, the "F Word".
God does shorten your life, every time you make that infraction.
That is written in "The Final Judgment".
http://thenewholybible.org/the_final_judgment.htm
Chapter 16.
Which, I will reprint for you here.
Quote:
But, be as aware of this as you are of your next breath. God HATES HIS CHILDREN USING THE "F" WORD. It makes him cringe, and be assured that is a very very bad thing. You physically will not be allowed (AKA - "you will perish") to abuse the Father in that manner anymore. God already takes off up to one day from your life span for every time that you say the "F" word. He has to give a lesser sentence to some of you, you say it so often, you would not last out the week. One bar crawl and you would have to be put down. And in this new millennium, I would be amazed if there are any foul mouth liberals that live out the year. God's mandate for me is "the worst will go first". Don't be one. Don't sound like one. Don't use the "F" word. Ever. Period.
End quote.
You are welcome.
You just used it 4 times. Good luck in hell, i'm sure people there would love to get their hands on you.
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:19 am
Marky Mark's avatar reminds me of Rasputin. It's the eyes, I think. Of course, unlike Mark, Rasputin actually held sway over people...
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:44 am
(August 24, 2013 at 5:07 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: And God killed him, for no apparent reason, two days ago.
That does sound like something god would do.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:48 am
So in summary: a friend died, suddenly, and you choose to use that tragic event as an opportunity to preach at and threaten a group of total strangers over the internet. And you think that's a good thing? You talk about what "normal people" do; I don't think that whatever composted vegetable matter it must please you to call your brain has the processing power to run a small lightbulb, let alone understand how a "normal person" works. Normal and you have clearly never met.
You, sir, take the number one spot as the most disgusting person I have ever encountered. Given that it means you supplanted Ken Ham for that honour, I congratulate you on your achievement.
Oh and by the way: fuck. Hey, I want to go to your imaginary hell too.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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