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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 11:28 pm
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(November 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm)Chuck Wrote: In Tokyo I saw a toilet with control panel that has 37 buttons. It has a lit LCD display with cute cartoon characters. It has a USB port. It plays music, and cancel unpleasant noises. There is a retractable probe with warm water squirt feature tasked with making sure one would never be called upon to offer an excuse for one's lack of diligence. The entire toilet seat elevates and tilts forward to help with the ingress and egress part of the nightly duty. The seat is even electrically warmed to ensure a lady is not rudely shocked awake by the cold as she sleep walks through her nightly convenience. Regretably, the toilet seat still does not automatically come down after a man is done. You know that thread about what you would hypothetically spend a million US dollars on? This would be a good start.
Here's the link to buy a toilet seat like this.
At only $1600 (X the 3 toilets in my house) I'd have plenty left over for spider poison, a first edition set of Jane Austen novels, and a sapphire necklace.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 12:58 pm
Are You afraid of jumping spiders, missluckie? That family of spiders is known to be intelligent and hunt other spiders with strategy.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:05 pm
I'm turrified of jumping spiders  They... jump! and those beady black eyes.. watching. waiting to jump on you..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:12 pm
If You are not careful, missluckie, a friendly jumping spider might land on You to partially string You with webbing.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm
I'm just jokin you, I'm not scawed ov nufin! Oh and
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:39 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm)missluckie26 Wrote:
That is just too cute. Almost makes me feel bad when I squish them.
Almost...
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 2:06 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I'm just jokin you, I'm not scawed ov nufin! Oh and
How dare You-
confuse my mother's identity. Get the right species, missluckie!
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 2:16 pm
(November 5, 2013 at 11:28 pm)Zazzy Wrote: (November 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm)Chuck Wrote: In Tokyo I saw a toilet with control panel that has 37 buttons. It has a lit LCD display with cute cartoon characters. It has a USB port. It plays music, and cancel unpleasant noises. There is a retractable probe with warm water squirt feature tasked with making sure one would never be called upon to offer an excuse for one's lack of diligence. The entire toilet seat elevates and tilts forward to help with the ingress and egress part of the nightly duty. The seat is even electrically warmed to ensure a lady is not rudely shocked awake by the cold as she sleep walks through her nightly convenience. Regretably, the toilet seat still does not automatically come down after a man is done. You know that thread about what you would hypothetically spend a million US dollars on? This would be a good start.
Here's the link to buy a toilet seat like this.
At only $1600 (X the 3 toilets in my house) I'd have plenty left over for spider poison, a first edition set of Jane Austen novels, and a sapphire necklace.
The one in Tokyo cost a million yen, literally. That's over $10,000. It's also not just a toilet seat. It is a whole high tech toilet that can move up, down, tilt forward, cancel unpleasant noises in the bowl, etc.
Never has more technology gone down a toilet than with that Toto model.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm
WTF people, stop posting pictures of spiders already! Or if you do, at least put them in spoiler tags... 
This thread needs to go back to being about toilets.
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