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Being banned
Jackalope Offline
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RE: Being banned
January 12, 2014 at 12:39 am
Day 1

I have captured the subject and am keeping him docile using high doses of PCP and model glue. He remains mostly incoherent for the time being, which is to be expected. Will observe him overnight and begin the anal probes in the morning.
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RE: Being banned
January 12, 2014 at 12:40 am
Cool, man! Urodynamics test!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Being banned
January 12, 2014 at 6:33 pm
Day 2

The subject's behavior has become increasingly bizzare and incoherent. He is babbling incessantly about "wanting his old name back", for example. During this morning's anal probe, he kept repeating a declaration of his undying love for someone named "Number One", and his desire for said person to spank him.

Later today, I intend to determine if I can convince the subject that there are only three lights in the interrogation room, when in fact, there are four lights.
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RE: Being banned
January 12, 2014 at 6:41 pm
Day 2 - Suplement

The subject seems to be increasingly restless, so an increase of PCP and anal probing might be necessary.
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RE: Being banned
January 12, 2014 at 7:14 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
This is the holodeck version of af Wink
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Being banned
January 12, 2014 at 7:38 pm
Tegh, you're in limbo.... apparently...
Be wary of the jew with the goat and I sure do hope you have a coin for the ferry.
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#17
RE: Being banned
January 18, 2014 at 11:59 pm
Tea is experiencing the mirror mirror universe. I believe bad writer sparty is from there.
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RE: Being banned
January 19, 2014 at 12:04 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2014 at 12:05 am by Bad Writer.)
Is there any way for us to know what the point of contention actually was?
(January 18, 2014 at 11:59 pm)Drich Wrote: Tea is experiencing the mirror mirror universe. I believe bad writer sparty is from there.

Someone likes my avatar. Angel
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RE: Being banned
January 19, 2014 at 12:45 am
Before you let tingly feelings go too far, just know I was trying to glom onto the alternate universe discussion, and stay with in The Star Trek cannon.
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RE: Being banned
January 19, 2014 at 7:23 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2014 at 7:44 am by Violet.)
What would the fake miniverse be without an appearance of... me?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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