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Why did the chicken cross the road...
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 8:31 pm
Luckie: because it was against the rules, and she wants a spanking.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 8:59 pm
The road was tilted... the chicken just fell from one side to the other.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Mmmm....protein...
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#14
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 9:48 pm


"I have a dream. I have a dream, that one day, a chicken will be able to cross the road without having its motives questioned."
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 9:50 pm
Hahaha! And you said you USED to be funny. My ass :p
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 9:55 pm
Ego: "So it could report the rooster for sexual harassment"

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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 10:41 pm
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