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Christian Tracts
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Christian Tracts
I hate having to find them damned things on the back of the pisser everytime I have to use a public restroom.

I live in the bible belt and the nuts that live here can't seem to stop littering the place with these things. Like I want to think about Jesus when I need some relief.

I used to throw them away but not any longer. I deface them now writing terrible things about Jesus and God on them.

So are you plagued with them? If so what do you do with them?
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RE: Christian Tracts
What is it?
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RE: Christian Tracts
(April 7, 2014 at 5:16 pm)truthBtold Wrote: What is it?

I wondered the same thing. Best thing I ever googled. After about 1 minute of looking I found a comic about a girl who apparently had been prepared and trained to do satanic rituals by playing D&D ROFLOL
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RE: Christian Tracts
(April 7, 2014 at 5:12 pm)KUSA Wrote: I hate having to find them damned things on the back of the pisser everytime I have to use a public restroom.

I live in the bible belt and the nuts that live here can't seem to stop littering the place with these things. Like I want to think about Jesus when I need some relief.

I used to throw them away but not any longer. I deface them now writing terrible things about Jesus and God on them.

So are you plagued with them? If so what do you do with them?

Or you could just piss on them. [Image: coffeedrinker.gif]
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RE: Christian Tracts
I used to piss on them but it doesn't satisfy me anymore.

If anyone doesn't know what they are you should feel good about where you live because it obviously isn't in the middle of Jesusville.

They are a little piece of paper with a Xtian message about how you are going to hell. But wait, you can be saved though if you read on. They proceed to tell you how to be saved and it finally leads you to their church by giving you the address and an invitation.
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RE: Christian Tracts
(April 7, 2014 at 5:12 pm)KUSA Wrote: So are you plagued with them? If so what do you do with them?

I've never seen one in the wild, just on the internet. I suppose I'd probably get some good lulz.
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Wow.. and to think christians were born from a vagaina like I was
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I seem to remember that some of those where quite scary, especially the booklets.
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RE: Christian Tracts
(April 7, 2014 at 5:29 pm)KUSA Wrote: I used to piss on them but it doesn't satisfy me anymore.

If anyone doesn't know what they are you should feel good about where you live because it obviously isn't in the middle of Jesusville.

They are a little piece of paper with a Xtian message about how you are going to hell. But wait, you can be saved though if you read on. They proceed to tell you how to be saved and it finally leads you to their church by giving you the address and an invitation.

I've seen them a lot, but never in a public toilet. I mean where would they be? Just taped to the stall?
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RE: Christian Tracts
Oh, they're rare beasties to be prized, over here. Wink

I think I've only ever found one proper, honest to god Chick Tract, dropped into my mailbox by some thoughtless godwad looking to scare me straight. That was good for a laugh.

Slightly more frequently, we get weird religious literature from the Jehovah's Witness temple, and that always seems to have Jesus petting a tiger on the cover. It's kind of awesome. Tongue
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