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The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
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#21
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 5, 2014 at 1:53 pm
hugh, its like miispelling with "athiest"
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May 5, 2014 at 1:58 pm
I bet I'm the athiest. I'm more athie than anyone here.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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May 5, 2014 at 2:01 pm
(May 5, 2014 at 1:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I bet I'm the athiest. I'm more athie than anyone here.

Perhaps. But are you pooping your pants?
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#24
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 5, 2014 at 2:08 pm
I think I would have done once. When I was about three months old. Now I drop huge manly mounds of good old shit wherever the fancy takes me, just because I can.

I'm a real catch, eh ladies?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#25
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 5, 2014 at 2:11 pm
I though it was the long waited method to find god. No pooping here.
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May 5, 2014 at 2:24 pm
(May 5, 2014 at 2:11 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I though it was the long waited method to find god. No pooping here.

That method also requires a bull. No mere shit will suffice.
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#27
The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 5, 2014 at 2:34 pm
Seems more like the "Heywood shits the bed" thread.
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 5, 2014 at 3:04 pm
No shitting here.

Just looking forward to the inevitable whining from the Christians when non Christian prayer is advocated and invoked.

Matt from the Atheist Experience told a story of when a Christian group convinced a schoolboard to overturn one of its rules and allow religious propaganda to be placed in school bags while kids were in class. They thought they were clever until a pagan group heard of the rule change and did the same.

Then the whining from the Christians began.

What many of these Christians don't realise is that these rules apply to all religions, not just their own.
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May 5, 2014 at 3:09 pm
If one can do it they all can do it. It may not bother them, but I have a feeling it is going to tick them off badly when the tables are turned.
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#30
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 5, 2014 at 3:09 pm
It's the Roberts court throwing a bone to the ignorant in an election year, Woodie.

I knew you'd appreciate their efforts.


Now go to pray to your non-existent god for a while.
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