Can you imagine if the Star Fleet of Star Trek ran on MS Windows?
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Can you imagine if the Star Fleet of Star Trek ran on MS Windows?
Dying to live, living to die.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
"Fire at the Klingon ship, Mr Sulu."
"I can't, captain!" "Why not?" "Windows software update." "Did you press 'ask me later'?" "Yes, captain. But it downloaded anyway." "How long does the update have to run?" "It says 20 minutes. But it's been saying that for two hours!" *lights begin to flicker as the ship systems switch off and on* "Fuck. We're in the rebooting stages of the update!' "Thanks, Spock. And haven't I warned you about that language on the bridge?" *Alarms blare* " - you, captain!"
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There's a new sci-fi show out! Have you watched it?
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Know God, Know fear. (December 2, 2018 at 10:19 pm)ignoramus Wrote: There's a new sci-fi show out! Have you watched it? Scotty's the toughest fucker on the show. Wore red every episode. Outlived Kirk.
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