Well without even looking its got to be Jesus, Oh yea.
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Which Bible Character are you?
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 (May 14, 2014 at 2:24 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(May 14, 2014 at 2:06 am)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps it's a peter fetish? I got Peter, I wanted to get god he's obviously the coolest character. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason. 
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You Are Peter! You’re a fiercely loyal man. Willing to put everything on the line to follow your heart and after the truth. You’re fearless to declare what you believe. You are the center, the rock, for many people in your life. You Are Peter! Peter too. Is it even possible to get anything else if you are a man?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (May 14, 2014 at 2:35 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Peter too. Is it even possible to get anything else if you are a man? Put it this way: I got Peter too, and then I restarted the quiz and input completely different, often opposite answers, and I got Peter again. I think Peter might literally be the only male option.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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I screwed around a bit. Seems there are viable options for other characters.
You Are Jacob! You are clever and decisive. Perseverance is in your DNA. You use both your mind and strength to build your wealth and family. When you need something, you Get it no matter what it takes. You Are Jacob!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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You are Jacob!
You are clever and decisive. Perseverance is in your DNA. You use both your mind and strength to build your wealth and family. When you need something, you Get it no matter what it takes. You Are Jacob! Why can't you be non human characters? I wanted to get Lucifer. 
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I want there to be a pathway where every answer is "live inside a whale," and at the end you get Jonah.
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You are Baron von Frankenstein!
You are clever and driven. Shovels, nighttime excursions, and electricity figure strongly in your make up. Villagers seem to dislike you. You keep thing in jars. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 4:19 am
(This post was last modified: May 14, 2014 at 4:23 am by Lemonvariable72.)
Holy shit I got peter too.
You’re a fiercely loyal man. Willing to put everything on the line to follow your heart and after the truth. You’re fearless to declare what you believe. You are the center, the rock, for many people in your life. You Are Peter In a weird way that does sound a little like me my friends know I'm loyal and not afraid to speak my mind. Still I don't relate with Peter in the bible. He was hot headed and impulsive, but also sheepish and could never seem to put 2 and 2 together. I just ran it 4 times before I got.david. I dunno how as I was hitting random answers.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
With so many people getting 'Peter' as their result, and with the well known infallibility and unerring accuracy that accompany internet quizzes, there is only one possible conclusion:
Peter was an atheist. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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