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Theorizing and Rumor Generating
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Theorizing and Rumor Generating
I'm a bit of a theorizer and rumor generator so here we go! (Oopsy-daisy)!

Let's say prayers direct dark flow and some randomly placed imams throughout the world pray that our worst nightmares come to actual life and devour us (mostly Muslims). Any of you read Voyage of the Dawn Treader? CS Lewis gets in an angle there about an island where nightmares actually do come to life. Now where does cancer possibly come from? The moles on our body, like my chemistry teacher from high school always said, "Moles are the bridge (they may not generate there but they create minute magnetospheres of their own)!" But maybe he had an angle in at him and the sun attracts to special moments on our planet, as in it can recognize our brains and angles our magnetosphere a little bit so it can kind of watch us like Tolkien's Sauron, except a nice version. It may like our very active imaginations.

Now the biggest galaxy may or may not be coming to cluster-fuck us (probably not, problematic for those aliens and the phantasmagoria bullshit because all that alien porn goes down tonight). I say we name our black hole "Tame," in Japanese pronunciation, and the biggest galaxy that houses the alien bullshit into "Sagittarius A Fag." Now light up your fags and smoke them because they are simply cigars.

Those are both rumors and possible theories (for now), the way to actually smoke nicotine is like you're blowing a kiss to someone, like Jessica Rabbit. You get a look at some great tits and your boo gets to watch from a distance. Otherwise moles attract the wind while you do something that enters your system and gives you tar in your lungs, while ashes fly on over and get back to the moles you never wanted on your body, and you get cancer. People please do yourself a favor, lean forward, and angle your puffs of smoke away from your body.

Now we should go starting rumors on other forums about what strategically placed catholic priests are doing down in those tabernacles. We need to start opening those little fuckers because those fucks make bets against themselves about who can name the big hurricanes next. And guess what. Priests in confessions who just simply want to help people tell other priests (because they don't know how to help people), rumors get passed along, and it eventually becomes nightmare scenarios and then they start stuffing a bunch of bullshit in tabernacles. Now I want the memories of aliens (keep the movies) but I definitely want phantasmagoria out of my life.

The proper way to, *ahem,* pray, is to build up confidence, make a wish, then see if you can angle it in to your life (maybe like a 50/50) chance? Angle this rumor around to other forums and see if we can get this shit going on the priests, find the muslims so they can sit in jail and watch spooky movies, and let Jews play their corny jokes.

Hi I'm a representative of Tame (ee). Pleased to meecha! What I do is just sit and my fear goes away. What do priests, muslims, and rabbis do with their time?

P.S. A good rumor would be that Heath Ledger is alive and he just lets in close friends and family members on his little secret that he's a really good method actor. Saw a really good Joker at the Cards game the other day.
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No no no Fidelly. You keep that cigar away from your body. And of course, grandma doesn't hear anything. But love.
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Uhmmm? OK?
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Hey you ignoramus. You will eventually get the joke. I call this "Theorizing and Rumor-Generating 101."
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(June 30, 2014 at 3:22 am)Chard Wrote: Hey you ignoramus. You will eventually get the joke. I call this "Theorizing and Rumor-Generating 101."

The rest of us call it bullshit.
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I was going to say you have a creative mind, but I think I'll change it to a "beautiful" mind.
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Can...can someone translate?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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(June 30, 2014 at 5:12 am)Cato Wrote:
(June 30, 2014 at 3:22 am)Chard Wrote: Hey you ignoramus. You will eventually get the joke. I call this "Theorizing and Rumor-Generating 101."

The rest of us call it bullshit.

I call you a very obvious Chicago basketball fan. You should see the shit I dream up. And angle your innuendo elsewhere, I am an innuendo king.

"I was going to say you have a creative mind, but I think I'll change it to a "beautiful" mind."

Hey thanks ignoramus. I'll save that quote for later, it means a lot to me.

You should see the hoops I jump thru to finally find you online Tim. This is my brother we're playing a game called "Randomly post on the internet and find each other online so we can go on a bro-date."

To FatAndFaithless
Can...can someone translate?

I'm just a very creative person. I try to use innuendo, dance and wind-swaying moves invented by Cherokees to angle theories into my mind.


Now atheists, please please please study your etymology. First of all, Jefferson got it right, we are all equal. But from time to time we piss each other off and we become unequal. Let's look at some Latin roots and turn a word around. It's like a musical sine wave meets a musical cosine wave.

Pedophile = A person who likes kids. Period. Also a person who likes to bike and walk. Hey we should re-introduce this as a new word. And remember that priests play the swap-a-word-around with their goddamn tabernacles all the time.

Racist = A person who is proud of his/her race. Period. And races want new mind games to play with each other because I already won the innuendo game (I'm Caucasian).
Schizophrenia = A person who splits his mind around, brings new voices in, and sees who he gets to love him first.
Bipolar = Doesn't exist. Though it may have to do with how the wind moves. The jetstream looks both mathematical and musical does it not?

BTW the best exercises to reduce sagginess in our skin are of course going to look sexual. Saggy butts means you need to do butt crunches.

Hey if Ledger is alive, maybe Christopher Hitchens is as well? Maybe I met him at a Mercy Behavioral Health Center in St. Louis. He was sick and I angled a new gay theory to him that Dawkins totally missed.

I can't remember exactly what I said, but each planet needs just 2 gay people, because anal sex hurts. One guy chases the other, the other guy is laid back and stays cool. Found a couple of volunteers at work. Lesbos, eh, well, whatever.

And again, I am schizo, I am bipolar (pssh yeah right, though I do like traveling). And by the way people, when you read posts on online forums, your eyes immediately go to the first grammatical errors you find. There's a reason I've been using good grammar up until this point. Goddammit atheists behave and learn ya some good grammar (which means simply read from left to right) because I am a country bumpkin.

What's on your mind atheistforums.org?
I'm listening to a song by Busta Rhymes while typing this. Can anyone guess which one it is?

What's on my mind right now is we need more carnivals in the world.
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RE: Theorizing and Rumor Generating
(June 30, 2014 at 8:55 am)Chard Wrote:
(June 30, 2014 at 5:12 am)Cato Wrote: The rest of us call it bullshit.

I call you a very obvious Chicago basketball fan. You should see the shit I dream up. And angle your innuendo elsewhere, I am an innuendo king.

"I was going to say you have a creative mind, but I think I'll change it to a "beautiful" mind."

Hey thanks ignoramus. I'll save that quote for later, it means a lot to me.

You should see the hoops I jump thru to finally find you online Tim. This is my brother we're playing a game called "Randomly post on the internet and find each other online so we can go on a bro-date."

To FatAndFaithless
Can...can someone translate?

I'm just a very creative person. I try to use innuendo, dance and wind-swaying moves invented by Cherokees to angle theories into my mind.


Now atheists, please please please study your etymology. First of all, Jefferson got it right, we are all equal. But from time to time we piss each other off and we become unequal. Let's look at some Latin roots and turn a word around. It's like a musical sine wave meets a musical cosine wave.

Pedophile = A person who likes kids. Period. Also a person who likes to bike and walk. Hey we should re-introduce this as a new word. And remember that priests play the swap-a-word-around with their goddamn tabernacles all the time.

Racist = A person who is proud of his/her race. Period. And races want new mind games to play with each other because I already won the innuendo game (I'm Caucasian).
Schizophrenia = A person who splits his mind around, brings new voices in, and sees who he gets to love him first.
Bipolar = Doesn't exist. Though it may have to do with how the wind moves. The jetstream looks both mathematical and musical does it not?

BTW the best exercises to reduce sagginess in our skin are of course going to look sexual. Saggy butts means you need to do butt crunches.

Hey if Ledger is alive, maybe Christopher Hitchens is as well? Maybe I met him at a Mercy Behavioral Health Center in St. Louis. He was sick and I angled a new gay theory to him that Dawkins totally missed.

I can't remember exactly what I said, but each planet needs just 2 gay people, because anal sex hurts. One guy chases the other, the other guy is laid back and stays cool. Found a couple of volunteers at work. Lesbos, eh, well, whatever.

And again, I am schizo, I am bipolar (pssh yeah right, though I do like traveling). And by the way people, when you read posts on online forums, your eyes immediately go to the first grammatical errors you find. There's a reason I've been using good grammar up until this point. Goddammit atheists behave and learn ya some good grammar (which means simply read from left to right) because I am a country bumpkin.

What's on your mind atheistforums.org?
I'm listening to a song by Busta Rhymes while typing this. Can anyone guess which one it is?

What's on my mind right now is we need more carnivals in the world.
ArgueDevilArgue

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In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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