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door to door recruitment..
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 5:31 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 5:19 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: But if you're particularly concerened with JWs, the only thing you need to say is, "I've been disFellowshipped."
If you want to see them flee in a panic, tell them you're an apostate. If you invite them inside to read anti-Watchtower tracts they're liable to leave skid marks.
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 5:33 pm
I just open the door and frown at them. The frowns not intentional its just my default expression when confronted with strangers while I'm in my pajamas. Usually they hand me a leaflet and disappear.
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#13
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm
They take one peek inside my place and leave in a hurry...

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It's almost like they think I'm some kind of pagan savage or something Thinking
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 5:33 pm)Insanity Wrote: I just open the door and frown at them. The frowns not intentional its just my default expression when confronted with strangers while I'm in my pajamas. Usually they hand me a leaflet and disappear.
Insanity, most of us can't manage that face. Big Grin

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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: Insanity, most of us can't manage that face. Big Grin


Its more of the whole:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90UPb4i3SxQ
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#17
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 5:14 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: what do you do with door to door recruitment?
I live in a city and about once a week someone comes to my door.
like Jehovah's Witnesses and so on...
I have a "no solicitors" Sign but they say "Oh i am not trying to sell you anything" and i say no thank you and they ask if they can come back later and i say no.

I also have a private property sign and one guy said "this is not your private property the earth is GOD'S private property!"


So how do you deal with them?
Because they will knock till someone opens the door.
If they hear you inside they will knock all day.

I had one guy come back like 3 times in one day.

If you don't mind repairing/replacing the door, a couple .45 rounds through the top of the door and a healthy "THAT WAS YOUR ONLY WARNING" will get them moving on.

Eventually, the word will spread.
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: If you don't mind repairing/replacing the door, a couple .45 rounds through the top of the door and a healthy "THAT WAS YOUR ONLY WARNING" will get them moving on.

Eventually, the word will spread.

I have found that answering the door naked or mostly naked works...sometimes
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 6:10 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm)Losty Wrote: I have found that answering the door naked....
Address please...
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm
1234 s. broadm....

What?!?
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