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I don't watch American football, so I don't know who Taylor Swift is. But he sounds fast.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness?


"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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(May 16, 2024 at 12:24 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness?



Or maybe it's because it's hard to test drugs for preggos.

Like there was a drug called Thalidomide but it had horrible side effects.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 16, 2024 at 12:24 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness?



There is not, nor should there ever be, a 'cure' for morning sickness.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(May 16, 2024 at 3:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 16, 2024 at 12:24 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness?



There is not, nor should there ever be, a 'cure' for morning sickness.

Boru

Birth control is a good preventative, though.
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Elon Musk.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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(May 17, 2024 at 8:12 am)polymath257 Wrote:
(May 16, 2024 at 3:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is not, nor should there ever be, a 'cure' for morning sickness.

Boru

Birth control is a good preventative, though.

This is true. But since people are going to keep making people, morning sickness is an important part of it.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(May 17, 2024 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 17, 2024 at 8:12 am)polymath257 Wrote: Birth control is a good preventative, though.

This is true. But since people are going to keep making people, morning sickness is an important part of it.

Boru

Yes.

That's something we, as a species, should stop doing.
Dying to live, living to die.
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Harrison Butker: I'm having a heart attack!

Female Doctor: I can help.

Harrison: No, go home and raise some children. I'll just die instead.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 13, 2024 at 5:22 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I don't watch American football, so I don't know who Taylor Swift is. But he sounds fast.

Boru

I don't know either, but I understand that he can sew a suit in 30 minutes flat!
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