Discount for Praying?

[vorlon13]

I think they need to be sued to accommodate the Literal and Inerrantists. Prayer closets, Levitican menu, waitresses that do not address male diners on any religious topic, no personnel with tattoos or piercings, menstruating women as staff or diner denied entry, and no figs.

[Minimalist]

I'd love to see five busloads of muslims plop down their rugs and stick their asses up in the air to allah and then demand that 15% off from these xtian douchebags.

[Ryantology]

Such a policy to me screams "We don't want your [atheists] business."

Such a policy, to me, screams "get a Qu'ran and turban and start loudly speaking gibberish that all the rednecks won't know isn't Arabic and demand my 15% discount. And then threaten a lawsuit because it's not halal."

[Ravenshire]

15% discount to people who pray really screams discrimination and lawsuit in the making.

These people are begging to get fucked in court.

[John S]

Maybe this is the "reward in full" Jesus was talking about in Matt 6:5 regarding public prayer? "Dude, I prayed for you in public, and all I'm getting is a lousy 15% off?"

Just for the record - Jesus said that we should NOT pray in public - but in private.

[Zen Badger]

Maybe this is the "reward in full" Jesus was talking about in Matt 6:5 regarding public prayer? "Dude, I prayed for you in public, and all I'm getting is a lousy 15% off?"

Just for the record - Jesus said that we should NOT pray in public - but in private.

We know that, but you might want to inform your fellow Christians.
It seems they didn't get the memo.

[Baqal]

@John S
-Just for the record - Jesus said that we should NOT pray in public - but in private.
1Timothy 2:8
8 I will therefore that men pray everywhere, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.

[vodkafan]

I think this is hilarious . I would be happy to pretend to pray to get 15% discount. What, is skydaddy going to suddenly appear and point a huge finger from the ceiling and rat on me? I don't think so. What this is is actually a 15% tax on being an obvious nonbeliever. If they want to think that I am a Christian, I have no problem to deceive them. It's a win/win for both of us. I love to make people happy.

It's the same as a Christian wife faking an orgasm. No harm done....

[ignoramus]

It's actually unfalsifiable theft!
And if it can't be policed, is it technically legal?

I just wouldn't want you to lose sleep over guilt!

[KUSA]

I would pray out loud to Jesus that the meal would be for free then see if it happened.

Matthew 7:7
Ask, and it shall be given you