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Discount for Praying?
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 (August 2, 2014 at 7:24 am)John S Wrote:(August 1, 2014 at 10:41 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Maybe this is the "reward in full" Jesus was talking about in Matt 6:5 regarding public prayer? "Dude, I prayed for you in public, and all I'm getting is a lousy 15% off?"Just for the record - Jesus said that we should NOT pray in public - but in private. Different jesus, man. You don't know these rednecks.  (August 1, 2014 at 8:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Later, the waitress allegedly “came over at the end of the meal and said, ‘Just so you know, we gave you a 15% discount for praying,’ which I’d never seen before.” Hell, I'll pretend to pray to an imaginary friend if it means I save money. Why not?  (August 1, 2014 at 8:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/01/nc...in-public/ Is that even possible in North Carolina?
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
 (August 2, 2014 at 2:21 pm)Polaris Wrote:(August 1, 2014 at 8:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/01/nc...in-public/ Anything is possible with God.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson (August 2, 2014 at 2:12 pm)Broseph Ballin Wrote:(August 1, 2014 at 8:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: See....I'd have to ask that fucking waitress if the food was really that bad? Hey. If you pray for 15% off and the asswipes give it to you does that mean jesus is real?  RE: Discount for Praying?
August 2, 2014 at 5:18 pm
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2014 at 5:19 pm by Anomalocaris.)
I discount anyone who pray.
 RE: Discount for Praying?
August 2, 2014 at 8:41 pm
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2014 at 8:44 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(August 2, 2014 at 7:24 am)John S Wrote:(August 1, 2014 at 10:41 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Maybe this is the "reward in full" Jesus was talking about in Matt 6:5 regarding public prayer? "Dude, I prayed for you in public, and all I'm getting is a lousy 15% off?"Just for the record - Jesus said that we should NOT pray in public - but in private. The text, from the NIV, for Matt 6:5: Quote:5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. He surely implies that he doesn't like folks praying in public, and says so directly in subsequent verses. But humor uses the tools at hand, and there you go. (August 2, 2014 at 9:00 am)KUSA Wrote: I would pray out loud to Jesus that the meal would be for free then see if it happened. Classic. Fucking. Troll. |
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