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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 3:40 pm
You instantly die of cardiomegaly and blockage.
Unlimited scallops
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 4:33 pm
But you're allergic to seafood
Unlimited immunity to bullets
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Lists and resumés become more difficult to read and make.
Unlimited supplies
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 5:09 pm
But they're all rotten or malfunctioning
Unlimited petrol in your backyard
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 5:12 pm
It's lit.
Unlimited good fortune.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Cyberman.)
For everyone but you.
Unlimited liaisons with all the sexy ladies of this forum.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 5:15 pm
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2014 at 5:16 pm by Tobie.)
cookies
Unlimited use of your favourite celebrity chef
ETA: Damn you stimbo
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 5:17 pm
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That end up being platonic because you get an erectile dysfunction.
Unlimited scientific ingenuity
ETA damn you Tobie
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 7:09 pm
But all the engineers who could've put it into practice are dead.
Unlimited recycling.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 7:12 pm
But you get murdered by a tea partier who believes you are part of a conspiracy.
Unlimited comfort and durability in running shoes.
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