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Gods are Sexy
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:03 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 11:57 am)PhiloTech Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 11:51 am)Esquilax Wrote: Any god like that would be a terrible dom. No concern for consent or safety at all. Undecided

THAT WOULD MAKE HIM AN AWESOME DOM! ARE YOU KIDDING!

No, that'd make him a terrible dom. A good dom could keep you feeling like he doesn't care about your consent, make you feel helpless and in pain, without ever making you feel like you want to get out... as you inevitably would in a hell-like scenario.

A good dom will torture you because he gets off on it, and he knows you do too. Allah just locks you in a room and doesn't think about it anymore.

And a good dom definitely knows the difference between a panting "no, please stop!" and a "this is actually genuinely not fun, please stop!" kind of stop. Tongue

Quote:I am actually already writing about it Big Grin

a Krishna and Shiva BDSM story Big Grin

Sounds nice, but wouldn't the power dynamic between two gods be too equal? Wink
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:05 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:03 pm)Esquilax Wrote: No, that'd make him a terrible dom. A good dom could keep you feeling like he doesn't care about your consent, make you feel helpless and in pain, without ever making you feel like you want to get out... as you inevitably would in a hell-like scenario.

A good dom will torture you because he gets off on it, and he knows you do too. Allah just locks you in a room and doesn't think about it anymore.

And a good dom definitely knows the difference between a panting "no, please stop!" and a "this is actually genuinely not fun, please stop!" kind of stop. Tongue

With as much time as Allah spends masturbating over verses of torture and hellfire I have a good feeling he cares Tongue


Quote:Sounds nice, but wouldn't the power dynamic between two gods be too equal? Wink

I always thought Krishna was Shiva's butt boy or something. Only seems logical considering Shiva is worshiper as a phallus and Krishna in the romantic rasa
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Is there one about Jesus and John
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:10 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:07 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Is there one about Jesus and John

As of now nope Big Grin.
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:11 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:10 pm)PhiloTech Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:07 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Is there one about Jesus and John

As of now nope Big Grin.

Make me one **blushes**
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:12 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:05 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: With as much time as Allah spends masturbating over verses of torture and hellfire I have a good feeling he cares Tongue

Yeah, but you can't get a decent cumshot out of that, it'd evaporate before it hit you. Tongue
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:14 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:05 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: With as much time as Allah spends masturbating over verses of torture and hellfire I have a good feeling he cares Tongue

Yeah, but you can't get a decent cumshot out of that, it'd evaporate before it hit you. Tongue

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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:18 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:14 pm)PhiloTech Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Yeah, but you can't get a decent cumshot out of that, it'd evaporate before it hit you. Tongue

Semen is gross [Image: vomit.gif]

I tend to agree, but some girls and guys like it, and I'm generally happy to supply it for them. Angel

In other news, that's quite a gross emote. Tongue
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:20 pm
You're bi?
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 12:24 pm
(August 20, 2014 at 12:20 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: You're bi?

Yes'm.
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