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Gods are Sexy
#71
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 11:59 am)PhiloTech Wrote: I now take back what I said about being asexual, I am positively anti-sexual. Wait never mind I forget that I still find Burt Reynold's gorgeous!

7 billion people can't be wrong lamp chop!
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#72
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 12:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(August 21, 2014 at 11:59 am)PhiloTech Wrote: I now take back what I said about being asexual, I am positively anti-sexual. Wait never mind I forget that I still find Burt Reynold's gorgeous!

7 billion people can't be wrong lamp chop!

I am a proud asexual and am happy to not be in the other 7(asexuals roughly make up less than 1% of total expected population) of the world population. You sexual loser are missing on on not having sex.
You can do many things if your hands are free form our penis or another person's ass.
Such activities include:
Reading
  • Reading
  • Writing
  • Gaming
  • Drinking 18 cups of tea in 1 hour
  • and most importantly eating cake

The asexual is a proud, noble and majestic creature that shall always survive encounters by femme fatales and butt-boys. We shall endure but just don't count on us to repopulate the earth during an apocalypse.
Ut supra, ita inferius
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#73
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 12:41 pm)PhiloTech Wrote:
(August 21, 2014 at 12:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: 7 billion people can't be wrong lamp chop!

I am a proud asexual and am happy to not be in the other 7(asexuals roughly make up less than 1% of total expected population) of the world population. You sexual loser are missing on on not having sex.
You can do many things if your hands are free form our penis or another person's ass.
Such activities include:
Reading
  • Reading
  • Writing
  • Gaming
  • Drinking 18 cups of tea in 1 hour
  • and most importantly eating cake

The asexual is a proud, noble and majestic creature that shall always survive encounters by femme fatales and butt-boys. We shall endure but just don't count on us to repopulate the earth during an apocalypse.

Well, I don't know about all that, but one of my life goals is to have a threeway while eating a pastrami sandwich. After that, my life will be complete. Cake is a bit crumbly to eat during such athleticism.
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#74
RE: Gods are Sexy
I've booked a room in a cheesy hotel for both of you.
You can about it all day while bonking each other!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#75
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 12:54 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Well, I don't know about all that, but one of my life goals is to have a threeway while eating a pastrami sandwich. After that, my life will be complete. Cake is a bit crumbly to eat during such athleticism.

To all of humanity, I present to you the world's greatest multi-tasker.
Ut supra, ita inferius
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#76
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 11:23 am)PhiloTech Wrote: I believe somebody is trying to repaint their room white, *cough cough*
Ewwww…..
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(August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: Secondly, all manga is banned from now on!
It's gotten out of control.
Oh really? I just have one question.
If I disagree with that rule then WHAT?!!
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(August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: The only permissible manga shall be:

Space Ace
Marine Boy
Prince Planet
Gigantor
The amazing 3
Phantom a
Astroboy
Marine Boy and Prince Planet aren't mangas.

(August 21, 2014 at 4:45 am)Goosebump Wrote: You missed several good ones.

Trigun
Ghost in the Shell
FLCL
Samurai Champloo
Avatar (not the movie)
Akiria
Rahxephon
Kill al Kill
Gurren Lagann
Knights of Sidonia
Attack on Titan
Cowboy Beebop
Ghost in the shell only has one manga series unless you are referring to Ghost in the Shell 2: Man-Machine Interface. And neither Avatar nor Kill al Kill have mangas. Oh and you misspelled Akira.

Also to be clear:
Manga:a Japanese comic book or graphic novel.
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So if you are gonna start banning mangas I would suggest that first you learn the differences between anime and manga.
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#77
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 7:33 pm)Zidneya Wrote:
(August 21, 2014 at 11:23 am)PhiloTech Wrote: I believe somebody is trying to repaint their room white, *cough cough*
Ewwww…..
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Hey, I am not the one jacking off to images of hentai influenced goddesses Jerkoff

OK maybe I do masturbate to such things BUT I DON'T LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW!

...meow!
Ut supra, ita inferius
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#78
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 7:53 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Hey, I am not the one jacking off to images of hentai influenced goddesses :jerk off:

Neither do I. And spare me the skepticisms.
(August 21, 2014 at 7:53 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: OK maybe I do masturbate to such things BUT I DON'T LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW!
Okay three things:
  1. You just admitted in front of everyone. So the whole avoiding the world knowing thing is irrelevant from this point.
  2. There are certain mental picture I prefer not to live with. Thank you very much.
  3. From now forward I think I'll be more careful to what I show to you.
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#79
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Zidneya Wrote: Neither do I. And spare me the skepticisms.

You sure about that mister?

Quote:Okay three things:
  1. You just admitted in front of everyone. So the whole avoiding the world knowing thing is irrelevant from this point.
  2. There are certain mental picture I prefer not to live with. Thank you very much.
  3. From now forward I think I'll be more careful to what I show to you.



3 things I must say to you:

  1. DAMMIT!
  2. I know for a fact you are trying to invade my mind. The Martians failed and so will you.
  3. I see everything. Us kitties are a crafty bunch. Nothing you can hide from us.

...Meow
Ut supra, ita inferius
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#80
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RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 21, 2014 at 11:23 am)PhiloTech Wrote:
(August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: Secondly, all manga is banned from now on!
It's gotten out of control.

(August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: The only permissible manga shall be:

Space Ace
Marine Boy
Prince Planet
Gigantor
The amazing 3
Phantom a
Astroboy
Marine Boy and Prince Planet aren't mangas.
Sure?
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Know God, Know fear.
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