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So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:36 am
Tobie, check where your waist line is.
That would be around the belly button area.
I don't know about you, but my goodies are a good 3 or 4 inches lower.
If you are different- please get back to us (no pics please- you know the rules).
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:42 am
(September 1, 2014 at 10:20 am)professor Wrote: Now guys, you have had some fun with me. How about answering what is under the bulge in the blue dress?
Let me guess- a derringer revolver. Just in case there's trouble.

Could just be the fabric riding up. That does happen sometimes. Occam's Razor and all.

And okay, Losty. I'll see what I can rustle up. Tongue Though I seem to recall you owe me some reading material yourself. Wink
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:48 am
(August 31, 2014 at 7:00 pm)professor Wrote: Oh I almost forgot, the bulging pecker in Michelle's dress at 16:30 in the video.
That ain't no kotex in the wrong place.
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It's sad that we have to explain to the Professor the correct location of a man's pecker. Perhaps his own balls haven't dropped yet, but as you can judge from the bend of the hip, the "bulge" in her dress is too high to be man parts. It doesn't matter if you claim length either as then the angle is wrong.

From this image she couldn't hide much of an impressive package.
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Admit it! It's the color of her skin that really bothers you.
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:51 am
No good Esq, fabric follows gravity.
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:54 am
(September 1, 2014 at 10:51 am)professor Wrote: No good Esq, fabric follows gravity.

Not if there's some pressure below- say, if someone was upright and walking- pushing up the fabric. The shirt I'm wearing right now has multiple ruffles and bumps just like that; now, are you saying that gravity has been suspended around my shirt, or that my chest is covered in wangs? Dodgy
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:54 am
No Brakeman. I don't care if they are purple and orange.
I care what is UNDER their skin. You should too.
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 10:59 am (This post was last modified: September 1, 2014 at 11:02 am by Losty.)
(September 1, 2014 at 10:42 am)Esquilax Wrote: And okay, Losty. I'll see what I can rustle up. Tongue Though I seem to recall you owe me some reading material yourself. Wink

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(September 1, 2014 at 10:54 am)professor Wrote: No Brakeman. I don't care if they are purple and orange.
I care what is UNDER their skin. You should too.

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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 11:10 am (This post was last modified: September 1, 2014 at 11:15 am by Brakeman.)
(September 1, 2014 at 10:54 am)professor Wrote: No Brakeman. I don't care if they are purple and orange.
I care what is UNDER their skin. You should too.

Sure you don't, I bet "some of your best friends are black" too!

Most anti Michelle Obama criticism is thinly veiled racism. You may be the rare exception, but your media sources aren't.
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 1:06 pm
I try not to believe anything, but even if I were looking for something to believe, it would be impossible to believe that you guys are letting this guy bait you with his hateful glee. I don't know whether I'm more ashamed of him or you.
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RE: So guys, Michelle Obama is hung better than most of us..
September 1, 2014 at 1:08 pm
(September 1, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Dawsonite Wrote: I try not to believe anything, but even if I were looking for something to believe, it would be impossible to believe that you guys are letting this guy bait you with his hateful glee. I don't know whether I'm more ashamed of him or you.

What if we're just bored?
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