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Favorite Drink!
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RE: Favorite Drink!
September 17, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Vodka
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#12
RE: Favorite Drink!
September 17, 2014 at 5:16 pm
Beccs is clearly Russian or Swedish.
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RE: Favorite Drink!
September 17, 2014 at 5:23 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Godslayer Wrote: Beccs is clearly Russian or Swedish.

Of Scandinavian descent.

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RE: Favorite Drink!
September 17, 2014 at 5:42 pm
Quote:Cannabis milk.

Quote:chocolate almond milk.

Cannabis has no teats. Almonds have no teats. Therefore, these drinks do not exist.

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#15
RE: Favorite Drink!
September 17, 2014 at 5:45 pm
Coffee.
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#16
RE: Favorite Drink!
September 17, 2014 at 5:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 17, 2014 at 5:50 pm by Brakeman.)
Definitely fresh breast milk, Definitely!

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RE: Favorite Drink!
September 18, 2014 at 4:45 am
(September 17, 2014 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:Cannabis milk.

Quote:chocolate almond milk.

Cannabis has no teats. Almonds have no teats. Therefore, these drinks do not exist.

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You feed the cow on nothing but cannabis, milk the cow and then drink the milk.
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#18
RE: Favorite Drink!
September 18, 2014 at 5:00 am
(September 18, 2014 at 4:45 am)jesus_wept Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Cannabis has no teats. Almonds have no teats. Therefore, these drinks do not exist.

Boru

You feed the cow on nothing but cannabis, milk the cow and then drink the milk.

Curses. Foiled again...

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RE: Favorite Drink!
September 18, 2014 at 5:57 am
Beer.
This is...
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...the specific brand. It also comes with a glass so impractically thick it's actually bulletproof.
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