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Yet Another Example
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#11
RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 1:43 pm
The whole preserving your body after death is a puzzler to me.

You might as well turn me into mulch to help that flower in Min.'s ass grow.
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 1:47 pm
A mulch enema for a corpse ??


Wow, this went deve fast !!!


ROFLOL
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Now I am kinda curious to see what flower grows from that pot.
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm
Probably that weird jade green alien looking thing in the other thread
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 1:55 pm
Hmm I thought it would be vampiric in origin, instead of alien.
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#16
RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 1:56 pm
Vampire Aliens!!!

Steve Railsback can save us !!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 2:00 pm
(October 17, 2014 at 1:49 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: Now I am kinda curious to see what flower grows from that pot.

Hopefully it would be one that pissed off the Fucking Cops!
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#18
RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 3:45 pm
My last request:

1. Go through my body to salvage any useful organs that might be donated to someone who needs a transplant.

2. Cremate me.

3. Dump my ashes in the Valley of Gehenna, just outside of Jerusalem.

This was an ancient garbage dump where refuse was burned. Previously, it had been the site of a temple to a cruel rival god with Yahweh named "Moloch". The ancient Israelites would dump the bodies of executed prisoners in this valley instead of giving them a proper burial as a final insult. Legends of this valley grew over time and it was considered the gateway to Hell by early Christians. Jesus himself used Gehenna in his teachings on Hell.

So Gehenna was a burning pit that was home to a rival cruel god where sinners were dumped when they died. Sound familiar?

4. Tell everyone accurately that I died and went to Hell.
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 4:00 pm (This post was last modified: October 17, 2014 at 4:02 pm by Anomalocaris.)
I actually would like to be buried. No in cemetaries, but where my remains would have better than average chance of fossilizing and preserving for several million or more years.

After I die and would need my bones no more, I would like to give my bones slightly better than average chance to contribute some information about us to some very distant descendants, or some other intelligent race altogether.
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RE: Yet Another Example
October 17, 2014 at 5:59 pm
Most certainly, I will care jack shit about that. Being dead and all that jazz.
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