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How to trap an Atheist
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 (October 26, 2014 at 10:33 am)polar bear Wrote: .. my pastor, in all seriousness told me a similar story about a chair and me sitting on it demonstrated my faith in the chair. .. What do you need a "pastor" for? His job is to tell the lazy and stupid what to think.
Find the cure for Fundementia!
 (October 26, 2014 at 9:47 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:(October 26, 2014 at 9:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: If you don't masturbate, you should, because you certainly seem to love yourself. Oh no, you wouldn't because your sky hero would be watching. Their heads explode when you point out the claim "all seeing" as having flaws in it because if that were the case then this same god watches you piss and shit as well as shaming you for playing with body parts he gave you.  (October 26, 2014 at 11:20 am)Chuck Wrote:(October 25, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Christian Wrote: How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.no, chef Boyardee isn't a real cook. Well what do you expect from someone who claims to have an invisible cook himself. God cooked up all this according to him.  (October 26, 2014 at 11:12 am)Brakeman Wrote:(October 26, 2014 at 10:33 am)polar bear Wrote: .. my pastor, in all seriousness told me a similar story about a chair and me sitting on it demonstrated my faith in the chair. .. I am coming to that conclusion, every time I ask him serious questions. My next one will be what do you actually do to earn that much money????  (October 26, 2014 at 9:47 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:(October 26, 2014 at 9:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: If you don't masturbate, you should, because you certainly seem to love yourself. Oh no, you wouldn't because your sky hero would be watching. ![[Image: xceiling.jpg.pagespeed.ic.NiET6HNW6V.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.roflcat.com%2Fimages%2Fcats%2Fxceiling.jpg.pagespeed.ic.NiET6HNW6V.jpg)
I see your point christian.
So Zeus is real after all.  RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 6:18 pm
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(October 25, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Christian Wrote: How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook. Ah, the feared Food Argument for God. Proposition 1: The world is like a steak with a side of fries Conclusion: Ner ner ner, atheists, you lose! What it lack in terms of not being an argument, it more than makes up with there being food in it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: How to trap an Atheist
October 26, 2014 at 7:01 pm
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(October 26, 2014 at 12:30 am)Surgenator Wrote: The troll returns Poe, but really, it's just a question of subspecies within some greater taxonomical bullcap. (October 26, 2014 at 9:10 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: if the ingredients were cooked then there was a cook involved. What's the point? Never had yourself some wildfire-scorched hare, have you? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (October 25, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Christian Wrote: How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook. The only thing you're trapping is your complete and utter lack of understanding why your god claim completely fails.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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