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Poll: Are you going to hell if hell is real
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Are you going to hell...
RE: Are you going to hell...
(February 3, 2016 at 5:17 am)robvalue Wrote: Yep. We're all going to hell.

Given there are infinite number of possible religions and only a finite number are followed today, the probability anyone is in the right religion is zero.

See you in hell, boys.

Oh... unless the whole thing is a load of nonsense of course. In which case we'll be fine.

I just came back from the future and i have to say religion is non existent and we upload our brains into computers before we die
and we get robot bodies Big Grin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Are you going to hell...
No, hell is not real.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Are you going to hell...
Based on the OP, I expect that I would go to heaven because that would be hell. One third of the angels skipped out, it cannot be all that great.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Are you going to hell...
(February 3, 2016 at 2:24 pm)LastPoet Wrote: If hell is real, then I want to go there. All the naughty women will be there. Besides, once you get used to the pain, does it really matter?
(emphasis is mine)

Oh yeah. 72 virgins? Meh. Thousands of women who can fuck me sideways. Oh hell yeah!
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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