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I Know It's Satire....
#1
I Know It's Satire....
but it certainly seems to be what the bastards have in mind.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MTAwNDYzS0

Quote:G.O.P. Unveils Immigration Plan: “We Must Make America Somewhere No One Wants to Live”

Quote:Attempting, perhaps, to tamp down excitement about the plan, McConnell warned that turning America into a dystopian hellhole that repels immigrants “won’t happen overnight.”

“Our crumbling infrastructure and soaring gun violence are a good start, but much work still needs to be done,” he said. “When Americans start leaving the country, we’ll know that we’re on the right track.”
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#2
RE: I Know It's Satire....
I think that they would be more likely to suggest turning Mexico into the 51st state (or 52nd, if they decide to start with Canada).
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: I Know It's Satire....
'murricans might take parts of Canada.... the part that doesn't speak French.

Mexico? Never. They still regret taking Puerto Rico.
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