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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 1:47 pm
God damn that'sa lotta freedom. GOD bleshew, Rine. And GOD bless whats left of the USA. Thanks, Obummer.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 1:49 pm
Shittiest musician remains GG Allin.
And he put considerable effort into claiming the title.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 8:20 pm
Johnny Cash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY
Therefore your argument is invalid.
(January 15, 2015 at 4:36 am)Alex K Wrote: I agree, the above is such an eerily neutered music like thing.
For the definite statement on mainstream country and western, I refer to Nashville (Robert Altman)
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 10:06 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 8:20 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Johnny Cash:
Therefore your argument is invalid.
Plus the man went up against Columbo and almost got away with it. That takes talent.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 10:10 pm
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2015 at 10:14 pm by CapnAwesome.)
(January 15, 2015 at 7:32 am)ManMachine Wrote: (January 15, 2015 at 7:10 am)Stimbo Wrote: You know how the definitive country song would go, don't you, the one that encapsulates all others?
"Well, since they took mah momma off to prison
Things down on the farm ain't bin the same.
Now they done let her out the jailhouse
She drove her goddamn truck into a train."
"So I took to wanderin' the lonely streets alone
With my faithful old companion by mah side
But those lonely streets were cold and my heart was made-a stone
when mah faithful old companion up'd an died"
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You can sell that!
My vote for worst country song of all time:
(January 15, 2015 at 1:49 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Shittiest musician remains GG Allin.
And he put considerable effort into claiming the title.
I'd listen to GG Allin's whole discography before listening to an entire Trace Adkins or Big and Rich song.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 11:01 pm
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2015 at 11:02 pm by Kitty Galore.)
I can dig some Willie and Cash. For sure, even Patsy Cline. Only the older stuff.
Can't stand any other country, although I really like Bluegrass.
That "Somethin' 'bout a truck" song has got to go.
Then for your rap/bluegrass enjoyment I can't get enough of this.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 11:05 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 11:01 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: I can dig some Willie and Cash.
Quote taken out of context for comic effect.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 11:08 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 11:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (January 15, 2015 at 11:01 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: I can dig some Willie and Cash.
Quote taken out of context for comic effect.
Touche! 
I lol'd.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 11:21 pm
I enjoy some forms of country music. I cannot state the same for rap crap which has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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RE: Country is officially the shittiest genre of music there is.
January 15, 2015 at 11:33 pm
Naw man, there's a lot of great rap. By "no redeeming qualities" you mean to say "I'm not personally a fan, and therefore everyone should agree".
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