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Treat believers like six year olds
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#31
RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 20, 2015 at 4:07 pm
For me it kind of depends on how reasonable the person is. If its someone like G Man then I treat him like a 6 year old in his hangouts.
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 20, 2015 at 5:19 pm
I don't know...
Maybe instead of arguing, we should act like six-year-olds.
Let's be honest; I don't know anyone who would deny a cookie and a nap, plus no money, social, political, or emotional problems.
I know I wouldn't.
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 20, 2015 at 5:57 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 5:19 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: I don't know...
Maybe instead of arguing, we should act like six-year-olds.
Let's be honest; I don't know anyone who would deny a cookie and a nap, plus no money, social, political, or emotional problems.
I know I wouldn't.

Lets call theists what they are poopy heads.
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 20, 2015 at 7:29 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 9:06 pm)Godschild Wrote: Goody, goody, goody we do not have to hear from you again, blessed be the LORD!

Sweetie, don't interrupt the adults while we're talking. Now go to your room.
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 21, 2015 at 2:43 am
Parody can work. For every unsupported assertion they make, come up with one of your own.
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 21, 2015 at 10:21 am
(January 21, 2015 at 2:43 am)robvalue Wrote: Parody can work. For every unsupported assertion they make, come up with one of your own.

Be the best damn atheist sarcastic preacher you can be. Big Grin
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 21, 2015 at 10:27 am
I've tried that tactic on here with theists, and it's amazing how quickly they stop replying to me at all. Cos I'm crazy!
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 21, 2015 at 10:40 am
(January 21, 2015 at 10:27 am)robvalue Wrote: I've tried that tactic on here with theists, and it's amazing how quickly they stop replying to me at all. Cos I'm crazy!

ROFLOL
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 21, 2015 at 9:51 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2015 at 9:52 pm by Roxy904.)
"You can't prove it didn't happen."

You can't prove the FMS monster didn't boil for my sins.

"A perfect God created an imperfect world, knowing it would be imperfect, and that He would destroy it anyway, and then proceeded to remake an imperfect world, which He, once again, already knew it would be imperfect, so then He had to impregnate a virgin through the means of a holy ghost , who is also Him with His son, who is also God Himself, then comand his followers to eat His body and drink His blood."

This one is just impossible to parody; it already is a parody...
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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 22, 2015 at 12:16 am
(January 21, 2015 at 9:51 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: "You can't prove it didn't happen."

You can't prove the FMS monster didn't boil for my sins.

"A perfect God created an imperfect world, knowing it would be imperfect, and that He would destroy it anyway, and then proceeded to remake an imperfect world, which He, once again, already knew it would be imperfect, so then He had to impregnate a virgin through the means of a holy ghost , who is also Him with His son, who is also God Himself, then comand his followers to eat His body and drink His blood."

This one is just impossible to parody; it already is a parody...

Except with FSM he is tasty and delicious and is great on a friday night.
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