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God is...
January 22, 2015 at 12:26 am
A complete moron. Let me get this straight he cannot do one thing that we can do. The one thing he cannot do is forgive. So he makes the garden of eden leaves a tree there with two complete morons who will listen to anything that commands them. So they eat the fruit god is beyond angry and hates them and kicks them out. So let me get this straight... god is angry for 2 people eating a fruit and it would have some pretty fucked up affects on the others... add that to the fact the fucking idiot since he cannot forgive mind you he goes and like a pedo and impregnates a 14 year old girl she gives birth to jesus and then he goes and gets killed. But problem is... jesus is god so god died died for himself to quell his on anger.. and guess what.. it was probably and most likely all for nothing.
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RE: God is...
January 22, 2015 at 12:30 am
... Dead
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: God is...
January 22, 2015 at 12:36 am
Well, err... I hate to be that guy... but uhhhh... spellcheck, man...
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RE: God is...
January 22, 2015 at 12:40 am
"arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
- Richard Dawkins, couldn't word it better.
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RE: God is...
January 22, 2015 at 4:34 am
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 4:37 am by Invisible Sky Fairy.)
Considering his supposed omnipotence, omnipresence, and omniscience, all signs in both the Bible and Christians' lives and arguments point to God being the biggest idiot to ever exist/be written about, considering he constantly acts like a completely powerless mortal with absolutely no problem solving skills or foresight who just happens to have a lot of people willing to listen to him.
If I was in a life threatening situation, and I had the option of having either a dog or god come save me, I'd go for the dog.
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RE: God is...
January 22, 2015 at 6:45 am
The Biblical god is capable of forgiveness without the need of a blood sacrifice. Jesus forgave a paralyzed man his sins (but not those of the people who helped him get around, apparently) and did not require a blood sacrifice. God forgave king David a raft of pretty nasty sins (rape or adultery, the execution of an innocent man) because he said "I'm sorry." Although in the latter episode god did kill David's unborn son, so perhaps that was the blood that cleansed David of his sin. Sucked to be the kid, though.
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RE: God is...
January 22, 2015 at 8:57 am
Fictional. Nothing more, nothing less.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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