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Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
#31
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 25, 2015 at 2:17 am)Losty Wrote: God I know humor is necessary to survive this kind of shit. And many people are completely numb to this kind of stuff. But...I just want to go off and cry. This shit is so fucking depressing. Undecided
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#32
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
I'd vote for Sara Palin if she'd promise to nuke Mecca.
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#33
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
What makes you think the dumb cunt could even find Mecca?
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#34
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 25, 2015 at 9:11 am)Tonus Wrote: That should be obvious, though. With almost no exceptions, a standard broomstick is longer than a person's torso. Even if we're not aware that the intestines don't happen to run in a straight line, a person would understand that things would get very... uncomfortable a few inches into the experience.

The colon's maiming alone, and a couple of days behind that non-functionality, and you've got some serious discomfort to shove back into a person. More of a long term infliction. Can remove their intestine painfully that way. Cruel as fuck, though.

Simply... there is nothing that you can do with a *broomstick* that isn't better done by sharpening one end of it, and breaking it in half (two feet is still a good length for putting weight into). Many more angles possible, including the much beloved on their hands and knees. So hard to do that with a 3.5-4.5 foot long broomstick.

Quote:It's easier to extract, though, which is more than can be said for a gerbil. Or at least, that's what I've been told I'm just assuming for no reason whatsoever.

It's not as easy to extract as a half-broomstick. Angles, tonus... all about the angles.

And yeah... gerbils like to take up residence TT__TT They fight tooth and nail for it >__<
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#35
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 25, 2015 at 1:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What makes you think the dumb cunt could even find Mecca?

Can you see it from Alaska?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 25, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(January 25, 2015 at 1:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What makes you think the dumb cunt could even find Mecca?

Can you see it from Alaska?

The earth being flat and all... you'd have to be able to. Just gotta build it tall enough.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#37
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
Yahweh's not a fan of tall towers, though. Good thing none of our modern buildings reach cloud height. Then we'd be in trouble.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#38
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 25, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(January 25, 2015 at 1:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What makes you think the dumb cunt could even find Mecca?

Can you see it from Alaska?

Beat me too it. Angel

It was only a matter of time though. Big Grin
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#39
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
Low hanging fruit is low.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#40
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
It must be perfectly okay. The Saudis are on the UN Human Rights Council.
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