Catholics: Chocolate or Death!

[Metis]

http://uk.businessinsider.com/afp-condom...015-2?r=US

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/art...s-Day.html

In opposition to a condom maker in the Philippines handing out free condoms the Catholic Church has offered to swap them for sweets printed with messages conveying the importance of chastity.

The goverment of the Philippines itself used to hand out free condoms on Valentine's day to cut down upon an escalating problem with STD's but this year did not, due to pressure from the Catholic authorities.

Pity they didn't think to have both, chocolate flavored condoms!

[vorlon13]

And the priests still wouldn't use them !

[downbeatplumb]

http://uk.businessinsider.com/afp-condom...015-2?r=US

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/art...s-Day.html

In opposition to a condom maker in the Philippines handing out free condoms the Catholic Church has offered to swap them for sweets printed with messages conveying the importance of chastity.

The goverment of the Philippines itself used to hand out free condoms on Valentine's day to cut down upon an escalating problem with STD's but this year did not, due to pressure from the Catholic authorities.

Pity they didn't think to have both, chocolate flavored condoms!

Why do the priests want all the condoms?

[AFTT47]

I've lived enough among Catholics to see how it works. They can be persuaded to eschew birth control but the sex urge is too strong to put aside. The result is a whole barnyard full of Catholic cattle.

Maybe that's the idea. The guys in the funny hats might lack enlightenment but they're not as dumb as they look.

[Metis]

Maybe that's the idea. The guys in the funny hats might lack enlightenment but they're not as dumb as they look.

That was my first thought too, of all the churches touting for new members Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy really make little or no effort. If that's because of their reputation or the fact nobody can understand the services (especially the latter) I don't know, but they have to get expanding numbers from within rather than outside.