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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
#51
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
PENIS JOKE!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#52
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
(March 7, 2015 at 10:45 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: I once burnt my mouth on a Mcdonalds apple pie. the outside was coolish but the inside was at a temperature normally associated with the hearts of stars.

Can I sue?

Sure you can. You can sue just about anyone in civil court for just about any reason, so long as you pay the $400.00 filing fee.

Will you win?!? Depends on the quality of the respective lawyers and the temperament of the jury.

(March 7, 2015 at 2:24 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(March 7, 2015 at 10:45 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Can I sue?

No pretty much that is apple flavored lava pockets and it says on the box caution hot so no.

When companies put warning labels on obviously dangerous items, it's usually the result of some Darwin Award candidate suing them. They were either forced to place the labels as part of a settlement agreement or they are trying to mitigate the possibility of future law suits. A warning label in no way protects them from being sued nor does it protect them from a jury loaded with "Deliverance" extras awarding the banjo playing kid $10 million because the he cut himself with the straight razor.
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#53
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
Quote:it's usually the result of some Darwin Award candidate suing them.


Or some asshole in their own legal dept. trying to look ahead.

Today's Non Sequitur

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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
(March 7, 2015 at 6:22 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: That's a weird religion Rob. I'm intrigued. Nob in everything....lattes, oatmeal, pasta?

How do I sign up?

Just open your mind to the great Cyclops Pantaloon Serpent and you'll be dipping it in everything by the end of the day.

Turns out all the restaurants I used to like are really intolerant to religious beliefs.
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