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Christians are medical geniuses
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Christians are medical geniuses
Quote:Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

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Anecdotes like this are very common. Share your own example of christian medical "advice".
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Your mom may be on to something. Reading the Bible puts me to sleep.
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Jesus can cure you of being gay.
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(March 20, 2015 at 7:48 am)robvalue Wrote: Jesus can cure you of being gay.

I don't know. He's alway super cut and barely dressed...
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(March 20, 2015 at 8:42 am)Spooky Wrote:
(March 20, 2015 at 7:48 am)robvalue Wrote: Jesus can cure you of being gay.

I don't know. He's alway super cut and barely dressed...

And all he does is hang out with dudes who follow his every command..
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My former mother in law was very religious. Her best friend was a midwife and very religious also.

We were young, poor, and broke when I was having my first son. As a "gift" to us, my mother in law's friend was our midwife for free. (Also, as a teaching experience for 2 students)

I want to make it crystal clear I have no problem with anyone's choice when it comes to the birthing of their child and support whatever is right for them.

Cut to the chase, after being 2 weeks overdue, not one actual Doctor appointment. 20 hours of labor and the women's 2 hour prayer circle, I ended up at the hospital with an emergency c section and a baby in fetal distress. Glad I was asked to go, by my ex. They even still scoffed and guilt tripped me that I didn't "trust God" and stay home to give birth.
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(March 20, 2015 at 9:00 am)Kitty Galore Wrote: Cut to the chase, after being 2 weeks overdue, not one actual Doctor appointment. 20 hours of labor and the women's 2 hour prayer circle, I ended up at the hospital with an emergency c section and a baby in fetal distress. Glad I was asked to go, by my ex. They even still scoffed and guilt tripped me that I didn't "trust God" and stay home to give birth.
In the UK, that would not only be malpractice but criminal negligence. Were you able to take any action?
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...damn
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Glad you're OK, how is the little one?
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(March 20, 2015 at 7:30 am)Cato Wrote: Your mom may be on to something. Reading the Bible puts me to sleep.

T'was the first thing going through my mind also.

(March 20, 2015 at 8:42 am)Spooky Wrote: I don't know. He's alway super cut and barely dressed...

Not to mention being into the hard stuff, with all the thorns, nails and crosses.
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