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Coffee with Jesus
Napoléon Offline
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Coffee with Jesus
March 27, 2015 at 8:01 pm
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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 27, 2015 at 8:15 pm
And this is portrayed as a virtue, while other ideologies that prioritize deeds over words are mocked.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm
Oh, phew. I thought CoffeeJesus was back...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 28, 2015 at 3:55 am
"You're looking particularly buff today jesus! You been working out?"

"Nah, I just got bread hidden in every available place in my robe."

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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm
Love the comic Napo! Where did you get your new avatar gif? Who is that? It's awesome. Big Grin
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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 28, 2015 at 3:42 pm
We can add 'Hookers In Hell' to the list of reasons not to try and get into Heaven.

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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 29, 2015 at 10:07 am
(March 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: Love the comic Napo! Where did you get your new avatar gif? Who is that? It's awesome. Big Grin

It's Nacho from Nacho Libre. One of my favourite comedy films.  Cool Shades
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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 29, 2015 at 10:38 am (This post was last modified: March 29, 2015 at 10:39 am by Mudhammam.)
(March 27, 2015 at 8:15 pm)Chad32 Wrote: And this is portrayed as a virtue, while other ideologies that prioritize deeds over words are mocked.
That's why Nietzsche called it slave morality. It allows anyone to claim virtue despite the privation of their intellect.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 29, 2015 at 10:55 am
Quote:That's why Nietzsche called it slave morality. It allows anyone to claim virtue despite the privation of their intellect.
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RE: Coffee with Jesus
March 29, 2015 at 6:04 pm
Are the buttons in a different place? I feel like the buttons are in different places...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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